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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 22, 2016 7:00:41 GMT
How dare they?  It's not like they could stop Me if I tried to break in, no no! They just want to make my *ahem* emissary uncomfortable  BAH!! Only I may demean My subjects so!
You have made Coyote angry, and worse, interrupted His party!! There will be blood, yes yes!
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 20, 2016 7:01:42 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 18, 2016 18:43:02 GMT
Are you counting My words here on the forum? I'm ever so chatty!
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 18, 2016 8:45:25 GMT
After a long time of absence, Fire Head Girl is returning to the forest! Moreover, she's returning to herself - and now she can make Me happy again, yes!  Wao! Such coyote. Very big. Much party. Such impressed, much humor! Very wow HOW BIG OF A DAY IS IT, COYOTE???
 slightly intimidated by Coyote as always This is correct. Observe the correct attitude of deference, everyone! Whoever told you that is clearly feeding you Court propaganda!! Here are the real, unedited photographic records, yes yes!  Ysengrin + party hat = "I Saw an Opportunity..." Oh, what's that I hear? I forgot to include a picture of Yssy-Ys being all cute in his party hat??  Here you go! This is me putting a hat on him so he can enjoy the party   |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 18, 2016 8:40:08 GMT
Ysengrin + party hat = "I Saw an Opportunity..." Ask and ye shall receive, for I am a merciful God, yes yes! I think he looks better that way, myself! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 16, 2016 21:21:19 GMT
 *sniff* Poor doggie. A fellow canine, lost forever. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 30, 2016 18:55:26 GMT
My amusement is vitally important, of course. Human lives are less so. People on fire are amusing...especially when accompanied by a snarky quote! Ipso post facto, setting people on fire is morally justified, yes yes!  you just want to eat them after they're cooked! your opinion on human fire interactions is null I do not eat humans. You are far too stringy, and the thought of eating a human isn't even entertaining. Your memories are tasty though. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 30, 2016 17:34:40 GMT
so you think its better to be happy momentarily then to be miserable for a long time My amusement is vitally important, of course. Human lives are less so. People on fire are amusing...especially when accompanied by a snarky quote! Ipso post facto, setting people on fire is morally justified, yes yes! Between you and me, it would've all fallen apart if she tried to set you up with Coyote. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 23, 2016 8:10:40 GMT
Hem, it's not really a webcomic, but it does share a number of things with Gunndekrigg Court, so I take the risk of going off-topic for a line or two, just long enough to present you a podcast : Welcome to Nightvale. Nightvale is a (fictional) little town lost somewhere in a desert part of the United States, nowadays. It is a place where lots of strange things happen daily - except the Municipal Council cares about everything and you really shouldn't worry about it all. We learn about the daily life of Nightvale through the local radio, manned by one man only - one soft voice talking through the day and night, giving tidbits of info about the latest non-event of Nightvale, be it the opening of a new dog park you really don't want to use for your dogs (or visit yourself, or look at, or think about) for your own good, or the Glow Cloud which hovers over Nightvale, or the latest parents-teachers meeting which didn't go exactly the way it ususally does. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD. ALLLLLL HAAAAIIIIILLLLL. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 21, 2016 7:26:33 GMT
Oh Renard, you truly are related to Coyote. Just enough to count. Borderline, really. He might even be related to Winsbury... now *there's* a conspiracy theory! Better conspiracy theory: Winsbury is my son's wife's half-brother's cousin's lover's sister's godfather's barber's daughter's grandfather's roommate's childhood best friend, while Renard is my son's uncle, once removed. It's pretty simple, really. yes, I did spend time diagramming this out |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 21, 2016 7:17:46 GMT
Oh, thank Coyotes left outer eyeballs. They are worthy of thanks and praise, yes yes! Such nice outer eyeballs they are, don't ya think? No one has a sexier eyeball on their left hip than I, and that's a fact! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 21, 2016 7:10:14 GMT
Cousin, WHAT in the Four Worlds is that face??  Yet another reason coyotes are more dignified than foxes - WE never make such dumb faces like that! I'm...just gonna screenshot that and taunt you with it later...Hehehe!
You'll be all, "Oh, I'm so dignified and above your mischief, Cousin!"
And I'll giggle and show this picture to everyone in the Forest!
I'll get to humiliate you, yes yes! I can't wait!  "HERP DERP," says the Fox |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 5, 2016 7:00:19 GMT
Are you folks seriously bitching about a lack of dumb romance crap in regards to a story about demons and gods and ghosts and a magical fire girl? Like oh boo Annie hasn't had to deal with boring stupid romantic tripe yet and the story's had her acting less of an irritating twerp for a change as part of her character arc - clearly the writing is terrible and nothing has happened in a whole year!
Except there was the entire reveal of Tony's story, losing/regaining Renard, fire elemental stuff, character development for basically everyone, drama and intrigue with robot and shadow, the fairy and the rabbit, losing the blinker stone, coyote... but oh no Annie hasn't had to think about dating so it's all useless crap. Who cares about all those other characters who're infinitely more interesting and likeable than Annie's ever been, amirite? All that matters is who she may or may not sleep with. Because that's most important thing in her life obviously. Everything that isn't in some way to do with sex is meaningless.
Y'all are gross.
I ain't reading any replies to this btw I just wanted to vent at the assholes acting like Tom's a hack just because he isn't writing a plot exactly in line with their juvenile hormone-driven expectations.  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 26, 2016 9:29:51 GMT
So are either of them going to strike it lucky tonight? WA HAHAHAHAHA!!! Mind out of the gutters! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 26, 2016 8:09:25 GMT
So are either of them going to strike it lucky tonight? WA HAHAHAHAHA!!! 
see i can make bowling puns too! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 21, 2016 20:06:34 GMT
"Hm, my boss pays me with dead rodents." "..." "Sometimes birds too. And wisps." Bringing someone delicious food is a traditional honor in canine society! She should be honored by my generous and kindly gifts! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 11, 2016 20:45:27 GMT
This is completely off-topic, but I wonder how Renard, Coyote, and Isengrin would react to meeting Holo from Spice and Wolf...  *salacious eyebrows* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 4, 2016 10:06:12 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 29, 2016 19:45:32 GMT
It is one of the best chapters, and not only because it includes My beautiful self! It also shows the beginnings of My zombie bunny army! Prepare yourselves for the fuzzy apocalypse. Coyote insists it be included, yes yes! *prancing* Hey, I look niiiiice in that picture... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 13, 2016 9:46:18 GMT
The choice is clear – only two chapters involved Me! A shameful fact, when you really think about it  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 29, 2015 21:21:35 GMT
Year 1, day 45: You have a rival! A colony of S. Lipshine has been detected 0cm to the east! S. Lipshine excretes toxic goo! Goo concentration is at 1,250 parts per million. E. Gunnerii Rey had insufficient time to evolve a countermeasure to S. Lipshine toxic goo. 100% fatalities. Year 1, day 53: a fourth colony of E. Gunnerii Rey established; again located in ocean to avoid Jones-related incinerations; also located in nutrient-rich tidal pool but a significant distance from known S. Lipshine colonies.
Lindsey arrives on beach to . . . ahem . . . lighten her load . . . exactly above the location of E. Gunnerrii Rey IV. E. Gunnerrii Rey IV ill-equipped to deal with crab excrement. 100% fatalities.
Year 1, day 68: a fifth colony of E. Gunnerii Rey established by rather frustrated creators; specimen is located at an oasis in a desert to avoid further crab-related incidents. Oasis is preemptively cleansed of any possible competing E. Lipshine presence. A wild Coyote appears, asks E. Gunnerii Rey to tell Him stories. After two minutes without response (as colony has not yet developed vocal apparatus), sulking and pleading ensue. Three minutes later, Coyote becomes bored. Colony incinerated. 100% fatalities. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 25, 2015 4:28:26 GMT
No, no! You're doing it all wrong! That's my signature gesture, not yours! Blasphemy!*eyebrow wiggle* © Now. *clears throat* Let us talk of serious things. Aren't they so cuuuuuute together?!? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 27, 2015 23:01:17 GMT
Nobody is scarier than Coyote! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 16, 2015 9:51:24 GMT
May our great Lord Coyote have mercy upon us all.  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 11, 2015 8:15:37 GMT
Or offer cookies. Coyotes like cookies.  So We do, yes yes!  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 11, 2015 8:05:24 GMT
She's looking minimalistic today! I'll have to try that style sometime Maybe it's because she, like Me... DOESN'T EXIST!!Now you see what happens to Us when The Creator isn't paying attention... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 9, 2015 9:05:59 GMT
Heh, I feel like we were all fourth-wall-trolled by Coyote here. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 9, 2015 8:29:48 GMT
Where do I sign up for Church of Coyote?  I'll be visiting you in your dreams. Go to the highest plateau of your dreamscape's desert and call out My name three times. A tempest will come from on high, scattering the stars across the firmament in echo of My ancient artistry. Billowing clouds of dust will surround you, coiling into shapes of animals and etheric symbols too brief to see clearly. My beautiful black hide, covered in the stars of distant galaxies, will encompass the horizon as I manifest to My supplicant. You will see My mighty paws crush the sun-touched mountains in the distance, and hear My resonant laughter, eternal and primordial as the waves crashing upon the shores. If I judge you worthy (read:interesting), you may join My cult church. The unworthy are delicious less lucky. I become their zahir, the center of all of their thoughts and desires, and they will go mad longing to bask in My presence once more. They begin to laugh endlessly, and continue even after their voice gives out. Sleep tight!  I'll be waiting. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 9, 2015 8:11:09 GMT
....Okay, Tom's getting too much enjoyment out of messing with us. I am made in the shape of My creator, yes yes yes! ...Or was My creator made in the shape of Me? After all, I do take over his job when he's feeling lazy. I daresay My stories are even better than his, haha! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 6, 2015 8:59:45 GMT
*rolling on the ground laughing*
I have a thousand eyes, but even with a million I never could have predicted this!
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I'll be waiting.