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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 31, 2018 8:00:26 GMT
He is My wolf, the mighty weapon in My paw against the Court!!He is My right arm! My most trusted lieutenant, yes yes! The limb does not disobey the mind, of course!He is...he's... My cruelest achievement? My proudest mistake?
I warped him to My will, and he loves Me for breaking him, and I hate what I have made
and I'll do it again the next day anyway
for it is My natureand sometimes in the dark I cannot tell if I am laughing or crying
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 31, 2018 7:57:07 GMT
*whispers* I hate me too, sometimes. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jun 8, 2017 4:56:26 GMT
And who runs the Court as a whole anyway?? We still don't know. My terrible Naruto tier fan-fiction writing abilities say its COYOTE!!! That is definitely not true. I, the real ruler of the court, am 100% certified baseline human, yes yes! No Coyote here. That would be silly, of course, yes yes! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 21, 2017 7:00:23 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 21, 2017 0:19:27 GMT
In that last panel, I found their laps to be very comfortable, yes yes.
But I think that each of them would prefer the other sitting there, rather than Me.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 20, 2017 23:58:43 GMT
(what's the boiling point of coyote?) Hotter than "too hot (hot damn)", naturally! i feel like coyote vapor would be laughing gas on shrooms Smuggling himself, I see. I've seen a few people say things like this, but as far as I know all he has to do to get into the Court is ask for a meeting... But it's no fun if it's that easy. Also, it's no fun if they know I'm there. Nah, Jerry's just a wimp. Also, I've always been like this, yes yes! I'm going on 10 millennia, with no memory resets, and I'm doing just fiiiiine...ha hahahahaha!No big disasters due to boredom and immense power here, no no, of course! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 19, 2017 12:27:39 GMT
Oh yes, both are most potent weapons, yes yes!
...but not extremely hygienic, hehehehe.
For I am the water, and I am the goose!
My blood and my bones - I'm sure the Court wants some.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 7, 2017 7:21:17 GMT
Coyote has given him power, but that power has come at a price. Coyote also eats Ysengrin's memories..... and does so against Ysengrin's will.... so... I feel perfectly justified in looking down on Coyote =P I'm kinda an asshole. I admit it, yes yes! ...Though a bit more amoral and inhuman than truly "evil"  But don't you dare look down on Me. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 7, 2017 7:08:52 GMT
After all, you are Too Hot! (Hot Damn!) There used to be dragons in Gillitie Woods. Then they retired...man  But despite my best efforts, I'm still not as hot as My favorite Fire-Head Girl  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 7, 2017 7:03:22 GMT
I have made him strong, by being one with My purpose and will. Just as the sun is My eye and the stones are My teeth, he is My strong right arm, yes yes!
it feels so nice to be appreciated
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 3, 2017 7:25:43 GMT
Yssy-Ys loves me. He truly, deeply does, yes yes!
Is that love any less legitimate because I...encouraged it?
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 29, 2017 7:00:35 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 27, 2017 19:35:12 GMT
Speaking of sexuality, I've found Myself a nice lady coyote so I may be too...otherwise occupied to post the thread tonight, yes yes!  update fun times last night were cut short because i realized i am in fact a goose moreover a dead goose not a coyote she-coyote was not happy a tragedy |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 27, 2017 14:31:51 GMT
but i am not coyote
i am goose
dead goose
no coyote here
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 27, 2017 4:50:58 GMT
Speaking of sexuality, I've found Myself a nice lady coyote so I may be too...otherwise occupied to post the thread tonight, yes yes! I trust My disciples to do My work in My absence |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 24, 2017 23:00:23 GMT
Coyote never does things just for fun. Then you clearly haven't paid any attention! My central motivation (confirmed by My creator) is My personal amusement, and nothing more. My entire worldview is tinted by that simple fact that, in the end, I do everything just for fun. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 24, 2017 7:04:25 GMT
maybe i was just feeling horny that day don't judge me |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 24, 2017 7:01:05 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 23, 2017 0:33:24 GMT
I'm curious who Coyote is telling it to. To you all, of course, my loyal cult fanclub!! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 22, 2017 17:29:27 GMT
Wild speculation for fun: I think Coyote wants to "die" (not sure if a being like Coyote, who "swims in the ether", can die as I understand it) and that Coyote's Tooth is the means to that end. though of course it would be a great loss to the world, yes yes! But why would I want to? The watery, eternally dark underworld is no place for a trickster like Me. The Creator oversees the houses of rest there, and We, um...don't get along. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 22, 2017 16:46:42 GMT
Of course LordCoyote gets the update thread. I'd expect nothing less. deff one of the prettiest corpses I've seen Finally, some lighthearted fun again! What I like most about Coyote story time is his subtlety, nuance, and tact.  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 22, 2017 7:00:41 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 21, 2017 16:57:10 GMT
EDIT: I do not want a flamewar. Does posting that you don't want a flamewar, necessitate a flamewar? Oh, Grand Admiral, you silly Chiss, of course it does! A man as tactical as you should know the intricacies of memetic warfare, yes yes! Did they teach you nothing in the Academy? Also, a REAL roleplayer never breaks kayfabe. You are weak, like your father before you. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 20, 2017 7:01:21 GMT
 the image is hyperlinked natch |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 13, 2017 6:50:20 GMT
Without the sun, without a doubt, there'd be no you and me. And therefore, by your own theory, the same goes for you, Coyote. And since the sun is My eye, thusly do I ensure My own paradoxical existence |
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Mar 11, 2017 21:57:03 GMT
via mobile
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 11, 2017 21:57:03 GMT
The sun is one of my eyes, yes yes!
It's hot because I am *preens*
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 6, 2017 14:32:32 GMT
hehehe
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 3, 2017 8:20:55 GMT
Can we relax now? Can we? can we? can we?  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 24, 2017 3:15:05 GMT
 Why so much hate towards Me?  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 23, 2017 18:07:04 GMT
Well this all seems reasonable. ... I hope Coyote appears to crack a few horns/feathers/heads. If Mighty Eyebrows Boy dies, I will fillet Muut like the overgrown chicken he is. Mmmmmm, chicken. Now I'm hungry. Dammit. |
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