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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 30, 2016 8:08:24 GMT
Coyote is displeased, yes yes!
Mighty Eyebrows like that only appear once per eon.
It's a shame to waste them so frivolously.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 12, 2016 22:21:01 GMT
Wouldn't surprise me a bit if it turned out Coyote colluded with the Court to execute this plan. Interfering in the relationship between two lovers separated by the Great Divide, just for my own amusement? Doesn't sound like something I would do, no no! I've always believed that Coyote knew, in some form, about the arrow because etherically sealing the ravine was an undertaking of several orders of magnitude and that's the exact thing to draw Coyote's attention. Not many things are interesting enough to draw my attent –– OOH! A butterfly!!
*exit stage left, pursuing butterfly*All Tom is saying is that Coyote doesn't know about Jeanne. I know quite a bit more than My creator thinks I do, hehe. After all, I have a thousand eyes and one - the better to watch this forum with!  Was Jeanne some kind of respected figure in the forest that Coyote wouldn't want harmed? Ah, now that, that is an interesting question, yes yes! What would give me in exchange for the answer? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 30, 2016 8:13:32 GMT
What is Coyote's endgame if there is one? Oh, don't you worry your little human minds. You will definitely know it when you see it, hehehe |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 21, 2016 8:37:29 GMT
1, Kat is awesomely powerful. Yes. ...though not as much as I. I'm still the top dog, so to speak, hehe. 2, every deity level being can see the ether the way Kat does No. It depends on the perspective and outlook of the diety in question. Although we have a similar kind of deep understanding, I see the Ether similarly to how My Fire-Head Girl does (it's part of the reason we get along so famously!). It's a realm of whimsy where metaphor controls reality: perfect for Me, yes yes! The Angel lives in a coldly mechanical, clockwork world - of course she sees the Ether in a no-nonsense, straightforward sense. I think she's missing out, to be honest. Her Ether doesn't sound very interesting at all, no no!  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 17, 2016 0:41:54 GMT
Could Wandering Eye destroy you? You crack me up. What's she gonna do? Sit in one place until I go away? Try and outlive me? Maybe she could get me to die of boredom. She has the least developed sense of humor in all the Court, yuck. Or could your teeth destroy her? Now, now! I can't tell you everything right away. It's my official job to make sure this story stays interesting, after all! You'll have to wait and see, yes yes! I can see your tears of frustration through your screen. They are delicious.I will say that I sometimes have my...own reasons for my gifts, hehe. I'm only 93% as scatterbrained as I look. The other 7% is evil genius. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 16, 2016 23:38:19 GMT
If Kat could even be killed in this form. She most certainly could die, young one. Even I am not invulnerable, despite all my power, yes yes! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 26, 2016 8:00:12 GMT
Ysengrin and Coyote == Romeo and Juliet? “Oh, I shall teach you how you may forget to think. I shall steal away your memories most dark, and give to you the deep sweet sleep of dreams. And when you should die, I will take you, my dearest wolf and cut you in little stars, and place your face in the sky, and you will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night..." |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 26, 2016 7:29:13 GMT
I'm not sure what Coyote's looking at
Everyone knows I'm the protagonist, after all, yes yes! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 18, 2016 17:19:22 GMT
I do think that Coyote bears some responsibility for the trouble between the Court and the Wood by making that chasm between them. It stopped them from going to outright war with each other, but it also probably encouraged them to continue distrusting each other and seeing each other as a threat. In fact, that's probably why he did it; he doesn't want a war that could wipe out both sides and leave him with no toys to play with, but he doesn't want a state of peace and harmony between them; to him, that would be boring. The only thing I'm "responsible" for is causing more fun for everybody! Why, you have one little war and it's over and done! Who would want that? So boring, yes yes. Plus, you wouldn't have a comic to read if I hadn't interfered. I will expect your grateful gifts in the morning! Coyote loves humans. He doesn't want to attack the Court or take it over. He just wants to have fun with the interesting humans he loves so much. If they do human things and get themselves killed, or do human things and don't keep themselves from getting killed, then it isn't Coyote's fault! Nothing is my fault, of course. Because "fault" would imply that I'm not perfect. And I'm perfect, yes yes! *grins toothily* Search your feelings, you know it to be true. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 13, 2016 21:02:36 GMT
*low growl of disapproval*
I hear he's about 200% better at marble retrieval than every god on record too That may be true. After all, I lost my marbles years ago, ha HA! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 13, 2016 19:48:27 GMT
Smitty is the most powerful character. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 12, 2016 8:07:48 GMT
This calls for divine intervention. Go Coyote! Even I cannot restore life, young one. It is the one force in this world that is beyond My mighty power. It took my son from Me, long ago, aeons ago, so long ago I nearly forget, yes yes. A fine strong pup he was, My greatest source of pride, the joy in My heart. But he was half-mortal - alas, that I would fall for a human! - and in a blink of My eye, Death claimed him. Without him, My tongue was ash in My mouth. My laughter ceased, My heart like lead. And what am I without a laugh? Nothing more than dry bones and the hollow whistle of the wind. I was dying. I was dead without him. I was consumed by a hope, a figment of a fragment of a dream, that he might escape Death's icy claws (so much sharper than My own, yes yes, I admit it) and be waiting for Me somewhere over the horizon. I wandered the earth, searching in vain for the sound of his voice, the touch of his fur, the gleam of his eyes. And soon I, who could hold the very moon in My jaws, was too weak to even stand. So I wept and prayed to the Great Spirit above, who holds dominion over the veil between the worlds - what the fools at the Court call the ether. And answering my prayer, he descended in the form of a great raven. Perhaps he was just a mirage. Or a delusion. (Or a bird.) I was very hungry, after all, yes yes. Not many wisps in the endless desert. He perched in silence, staring at Me. I shouted and cursed his cruelty. I screamed defiance at the heavens, and I demanded My boy back. And spent, I collapsed and waited for My own death. Perhaps if I could not find My son in this world, I would be together again with him in the next. Wearing a sad and distant smile, the Great Spirit reached out and touched My snout with a single feather. And suddenly, in a blaze of light, I saw. When My son had been torn from me, the Guides took him into the ether, so the world could continue to spin. My son was not gone. He would never be gone. I am a creature of the ether. I had been searching for him when in fact he had always been inside of Me, and I only lived on because of his dreams and memories, and those of the millions who had gone before him into the ether. Nothing is truly lost in the end. He showed Me the Great Secret - when My son left this world, he was weaved into the fabric of creation, and he would remain so until the end of creation itself. I weep not for the dead, but for those who outlive them, abandoned and alone in the night. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 11, 2016 7:12:22 GMT
There is not-so-wild speculation that Coyote knows more about Jeanne than he told Annie and is manipulating Annie so she eliminates Jeanne. But Annie met Jeanne before she met Coyote and I think Annie would want to free Jeanne on her own. He only knows the cut on Annie's face was made by a very powerful creature. That's why he gave Annie his tooth. (of course he may have had other reasons) "Coyote knows nothing about Jeanne"? Well, that's what Tom thinks. Hehe. It's not like I hang around here or anything... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Aug 17, 2016 7:59:21 GMT
I don't even care if you kill Annie anymore.
Because she makes Me happy. I like being happy.
I like My Fire-Head Girl.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Aug 17, 2016 7:53:34 GMT
Green Man is Coyote in disguise...and it was all part of his plan. But of course! I could be anyone...anywhere! (scare chord)Would I really be THE Trickster if I did any less? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Aug 17, 2016 7:50:55 GMT
 The only hero strong enough to defeat Jeanne is the No-Longer-Fire-Head Girl, yes yes!  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jul 19, 2016 16:28:43 GMT
Since you demand answers, here are answers, some are even correct. Maybe Yes Probably not It remains to be seen (one of Tom's most common responses) He is a jerk The Artilleryman (confirmed by Tom in the chapter retrospective) A clash of cultures Greenie McGreenface? Most certainly Still a jerk Even in My absence, My disciples do My good work. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jul 5, 2016 6:14:07 GMT
the love being expressed between BunnyBoy and <Snuffles> is platonic How do we know the fairy and bunny boy's love is platonic? Imagine the many logistical complications, yes yes! First, a rabbit and a tiny fairy. Then, a huge human and a tiny fairy! Almost as bad as my dear Renard and Surma, hahaha!Oh, how was that ever going to work out? Heh.
poorly. that is how |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jun 20, 2016 16:01:28 GMT
I'm imagining, that in Coyote's head, they're all in a harem anime, and He's the main protagonist. What do you mean, "in My head"? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jun 3, 2016 17:36:25 GMT
"Parley says they're my best feature."
Heh.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jun 3, 2016 15:26:30 GMT
It's mine too today, but at least one of us got it ! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jun 3, 2016 7:29:32 GMT
A birthday!?!?!?Party. Party? PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 16, 2016 18:26:46 GMT
but you take whatever really damn sharp slicing thing you can get. Me: "You're welcome for the really damn sharp slicing thing, Fire-Head Girl!" Her: "Why do You care? Your tooth regrew instantly." Me: "That tooth was My favorite really damn sharp slicing thing! Ugh. Kids this millennium, they're never thankful for anything anymore! I expect offerings to be left at My altars and sacrifices in My name! Why, I remember when I once gave away My other favorite really damn sharp..." Her:  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 16, 2016 7:40:35 GMT
Okay, everyone - Coyote hour is over now. 
THE PARTY NEVER STOPS!
TIME IS DEAD, AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 16, 2016 7:25:58 GMT
You're trying to cover your butt in not providing OSHA compliant safety gear! I pay so very much attention to OSHA compliance! I'm hurt by your lack of trust, and you might have made Me cry!  In fact, all injuries I cause are OSHA-compliant, and that is a promise! OSHA does stand for Overly Serious but Highly Amusing, right? Just wanna check we're on the same page. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 16, 2016 7:17:02 GMT
hand-deliver...in the Forest
Also, you messed up the BBCode  Link to "http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1671", not "www.gunnerkrigg.com", so the link is still accurate after Wednesday. Blasphemy! The Great Lord Coyote does not make mistakes, no! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 16, 2016 7:04:10 GMT
The plot thickens, yes yes!I know all of the answers, of course. But I enjoy watching you struggle to comprehend the truth too much - I can't just give them to you, no! By struggle, you shall find enlightenment and truth. Please hand-deliver your thank-you cards to My private villa in the Forest. Ask anyone for directions  *giggles*
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 13, 2016 8:41:22 GMT
I wonder how Coyote would interact with these strings. Just curious. Cats. Yarn. String, you say? *ears perk up* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 4, 2016 7:18:25 GMT
This is perfect, and Coyote is much pleased, yes yes! You shall be treated as the guest of honor in My domain. You shall be My chronicler, and carry the image of My glory to all those who lack such knowledge! I salute the fine artist who has so captured Me, yes yes yes!! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 23, 2016 6:20:28 GMT
this is why Coyote is sending [snuffle] . . . he's afraid of vacuum cleaners |
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