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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 2, 2015 8:01:19 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 30, 2015 19:25:48 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 24, 2015 2:05:45 GMT
Well, I exist enough to talk! And talk and talk and talk and talk and... I certainly do love the sound of my beautiful, magnificent voice. Don't we coyotes have the most majestic sounds?  I've always liked your singing voice.I've always appreciated the singing voice of feral dogs as well. We're cousins, you know! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 22, 2015 7:37:39 GMT
I always hear my own beautiful voice, of course. Sure sure, but you don't exist... Well, I exist enough to talk! And talk and talk and talk and talk and... I certainly do love the sound of my beautiful, magnificent voice. Don't we coyotes have the most majestic sounds? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 21, 2015 20:26:00 GMT
I always hear John de Lancie, but that's just me. I always hear my own beautiful voice, of course. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 16, 2015 7:13:07 GMT
Also Rabbit-boy, you're got far more cuteness than self preservation. For my first course, I had rabbit served raw. 8/10, would eat again! I'm thinking that this time, the rabbit will be flash-fried. I'm excited to sample both! *ties napkin around neck* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 13, 2015 0:49:51 GMT
*sniff snorf*Do I smell... COMPETITION? Why yes, you do! I just started wearing Competition the other day! I find it has a very heady scent, sort of in-your-face but with a heavy undercurrent of confidence. The ladies love it. Oooh! I like it! Gimme! *grabs cologne*
"In your face, with a heavy undercurrent of confidence" does describe me pretty well. I think that with a complimentary scent I will be irresistible! *dabs, then pours liberally*Maybe I'll pull a Renard - find a pretty lady, eh?? No reason to stick with one species! *eyebrow wiggle* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 12, 2015 8:04:01 GMT
The multiverse is mine to toy with as I wish, mortal! Do I smell... COMPETITION?  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 12, 2015 3:27:28 GMT
 Angry coyote pushing over a building would probably be pretty terrifying. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 9, 2015 8:21:12 GMT
And you silly humans all asked why I adopted him! Hehe so cuuuute! *pinches Ysengrin's cheek* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 7, 2015 9:42:30 GMT
My cousin Ysengrin refuses to bend to anyone or anything, and is as unyielding as the wood that composes his body - a most fitting boon he asked of Me, yes yes! He confuses strength with rigidity, just as Fire Head Girl sees her subservience as the respect she owes her father the Broken Man. She refuses to embracing the birthright from her mother: the fire blazing bright in her soul, yearning to break free! Instead she wears masks and façades to hide herself, mimicking the man calling himself her Father. My pet wolf and My elemental friend could learn something from the other, hmm? But My playthings are more fun when they're not all...reasonable!  I might intervene soon, just to keep things interesting, when I get bored of the civility... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 30, 2015 7:05:17 GMT
Personally, I think it looks prettier than before! I think I have a new career in landscaping design, of the (hah!) deconstructivist style. *snicker* It takes the labor of a thousand robots to match My most casual gesture! You can see why the Court is so jealous that they try to match My power *flattered*And look at that smile on My Fire-Head Girl's face! See how only My godly intervention could reignite her fire, hidden for so long! *grins wildly* Welcome back, My friend! I've missed you so! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 28, 2015 21:38:41 GMT
Is Coyote going to wind up giving Annie one of his questionably effective powers? Just to set the record straight - or as straight as the record ever gets in my presence - my powers work fine when I use them. "For some reason", they just don't seem work work right when I gift them away, and harm their users in painfully ironic ways. Ain't that funny? I can't imagine why that would happen. *snickers* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 28, 2015 7:15:42 GMT
Coyote, professional healer.
"I won't ask about how you got this injury if you won't ask about my medical license!" ™Call 1-800-DOC-KYOT TODAY!
*no patients without preexisting mental health issues accepted*I do get the sense there was some more dialog we're missing here because Coyote thought it was boring and zoned out. Something about an...Omega Device? There were threats involved, I think? I was too busy yawning and laughing to pay attention, of course. It clearly wasn't very important since it didn't hold My interest! Nobody needs that silly "plot" nonsense when I'm around to entertain you!! *scoffs*I helpfully cut it out so you could see more pages involving My wonderful self! You can thank Me now! *preemptive, expectant basking* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 25, 2015 7:46:45 GMT
*preening* Thank you! I think so too...except for all of my other posts, of course!  Slowly, but surely, my usurpation of Tom Siddell continues apace...muahahaHAHA!!!! In character forum comments from glorious godlike figures are canon, right? Right?! I am the living form of your beliefs, and I am born as you tell My tales of mighty deeds and speak of My clever mind! As glorious and magnificent as I am, though, I can barely be said to exist at all without the human mind, in fact! And why should a forum be any different than some story around some campfire, in a distant time and place? So, am I canon here? You tell me!  |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 25, 2015 7:29:58 GMT
This is the best comment. Thank you! I think so too...except for all of my other posts, of course! Also, I think I am going to choose to believe that everything CoyoteReborn says in forum is 100% accurate. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 25, 2015 7:15:22 GMT
I think her father is confused
Broken Man fainted. Use next manipulation target?COYOTE of all characters called out Tony on wrecking Annie's self confidence? Holy crap. I always advocate for a healthy state of mind - unconditional agreement with My point of view! I mean, since I'm always right (clearly!) I'm just aiding you in realizing your mistakes. Look at me, being helpful! *smiles winningly*FAMILY THERAPY BY COYOTE. CHEAP RATES. low rate vedic black magic sorcery find lover ether consulting call 68573493221 coyaji today!!!! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 25, 2015 7:00:40 GMT
* facepaw* Thinking about what I say. What kind of fool does that? I laugh at everything, of course! One of my best features, according to everyone. Also, look at Me modeling for the camera in panel two... * eyebrow wiggle* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 24, 2015 8:15:29 GMT
Or are you too much of a domestic dog to dare commit yourself? (draws pentacle in blood and crayons)
CoyoteReborn! I humbly request your august presence to give us a glimpse of the future of the comic!
Reveal to us Tom's plans! Enlighten us on your role in the conclusion! Show us your final blaze of glory!
I deign to be merciful, mortal! Also, you have insulted my ego, for which you will pay dearly.
But first!... here is your final page, as requested! I kid, I kid! That's obviously not the ending, because I'm not in it!
But here's my real answer... *smirks* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 23, 2015 7:47:17 GMT
What would happen if he smelled Kat? *sniff* [Angel - the Machine Goddess, Demiurge of Robotkind, Divinity of Metal, Herald of Greater Realms. thx Daedalus' signature] "dafuq" Or Zimmy? *sni-* KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!11! Smells mostly like machine oil, honestly. Smells like spiders! Eww. Both stink of that meddling "etheric science" the Court's so proud of. Bleh. *sneezes* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 23, 2015 7:16:33 GMT
So you eat one of her closest friend's memories for the lulz? Yeah, some great friend you are Coyote. LordCoyote, you are a true friend to our Fire-Headed Girl! *sniffs* Makes me so proud to know you bask in your kind-hearted glory. How silly you mortals are! Thinking I have to be one or the other...If I must have a personality, I'd prefer it to be multiple-choice! But I just want My Fire-Head Girl to smile again!  (And maybe find me some more of those delicious wisps!)Because then we can be happy again! We can frolic in the woods again, careless! And things can go back to how they used to be! The way they should be! Both of us smiling and laughing, with her flaming hair dancing in the breeze, untamable as she! Before that Broken Man showed up, and derailed the comic's intended focus on me and Fire-Head Girl! Oh, what did they do to you, Antimony, My dear Fire-Head Girl? Why did they take you away from Me? Did they want to hurt Me so much? So much that they used you as their tool? I weep for your sake, caught between forces your mortal mind can barely fathom. ...How dare those bastards hurt MY FRIEND?!?! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 23, 2015 7:00:16 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 23, 2015 5:28:11 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 21, 2015 17:58:50 GMT
Am I the only one who read that as barks, and had to re-read the post to be sure... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 21, 2015 16:19:25 GMT
O our plot saviour, Lord Coyote! We all humbly rever you! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 21, 2015 8:05:45 GMT
Hail the Trickster God  You shall be the prime apostle of My cult! Spread My memetic infohazard across the interwebs! As more poor fools read the comic, My power waxes... Until I spring from the pages, fully formed, laughing the laughter that ends the world. Resign yourself to your glorious fate! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 21, 2015 7:46:29 GMT
And Tony has some brass balls. My teeth are stone, my bones are wood. Your point? *tilts head sideways quizzically* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 21, 2015 7:05:56 GMT
Coyote might say something that will devastate her dad. She'll be safer than you kept her mom! Buuuuuuuurn!
Coyote is all teeth here with the laughter. That's not making this any easier. Now, now! I'm just trying to be friendly and smile. Fire-Head Girl told me last summer that it would make me more "approachable". Bah! Like I need to be more approachable, already being so handsome. *posing*... And said, "How can she be safe when you get so angry?" So Coyote showed the Broken Man all of his razor sharp teeth. "Seems legit", he said. Coyote Diplomacy is the best diplomacy, amirite?? *manic laughter* The more teeth, the more convincing! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 21, 2015 7:00:19 GMT
They fear My great might, of course!Look at Me, advancing the plot, saving the day, mocking fools!!! Being around Me is totally safe, after all. I mean, how many times has Annie almost been killed in the forest? Maybe three, tops?
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Sept 20, 2015 22:29:14 GMT
Regardless of whether or not it will succeed, the Court is unwisely trying to grow into a position to dominate and defang Coyote. They can try! *bares many, many teeth*
I might even let them pretend to win, if it was interesting enough! But they will never defang me, as all of the rocks of the earth are my sharp teeth, ready to bite. And even the Court itself, despite its might, is built on foundations of stone.  Also, I'm baaaaaaaack! Did ya' miss me? |
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