I managed to trick some of your gentle forumgoers into heading down to the IRC channel once more to cavort and frolick with me once again! Unfortunately I bumped into the computer and some of the electrons came loose and fell off - that's why the beginning of the text is gone. Regardless, here is our fascinating discourse for your reading pleasure!
<LordCoyote> Nothing's ever my fault, actually. Let's just go with that.
<Reynardine> you have a hoarding issue...first the rabbits now this!
<LordCoyote> No, no no. You chase the squirrel, cousin! I insist!
<LordCoyote> I'm taking bets on the outcome now, in fact.
<Reynardine> *chases the squirrel*
<redsquirrel> CHUCKAAAAAAAHHH
<redsquirrel> AAAAHHH
<Reynardine> XD you read my mind
<The-Fwipster> Hey, this is cruelty to animals.
<The-Fwipster> *picks up Red*
<redsquirrel> *chitters*
<LordCoyote> *turns The-Fwipster into a hedgehog*
<Reynardine> PETA can kiss my tail
<The-Fwipster> welp
<Reynardine> besides why should People be the only ones to Eat Tasty Animals
* LordCoyote turns RedSquirrel into The-Fwipster
<The-Fwipster> Hey, Coyote! Come and get me!
<LordCoyote> It's gettin' all Freaky Friday in here!
<Reynardine> o gosh
* You are now known as hedgefwip
<Reynardine> no
* redsquirrel is now known as The-Fwipster
<Reynardine> no
<Reynardine> not again!
<The-Fwipster> not what again?
* LordCoyote chases HedgeFwip
<hedgefwip> *rolls into a ball*
<Reynardine> ok if were gonna do this were gonna do it right
<LordCoyote> *kicks the ball*
<LordCoyote> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!
<hedgefwip> *gets stuck in Coyote's foot*
<hedgefwip> OUCH!
<hedgefwip> man
<LordCoyote> I invented soccer, have I mentioned?
<Reynardine> I call lindsay lohan!!!!
<The-Fwipster> meh
<LordCoyote> So, once all of the celestial being were gathered together.
<LordCoyote> To discuss the tragic loss of the moon!
<Reynardine> *chases lindsay lohan instead of the ball*
<hedgefwip> dude, don't tell your own stories\
<LordCoyote> Humph. Well, someone else tell it!
<hedgefwip> it's like tooting your own horn, except that it smells worse
<The-Fwipster> The Coyote wasn't there, because he's not very responsible.
<LordCoyote> This is true.
<The-Fwipster> Nobody else wanted to be the Moon, so they all agreed to punt Coyote up there because he wasn't there to fight for himself.
<The-Fwipster> So Bear got Charlie Brown's friend to hold Coyote still and then kicked him high into the sky.
<The-Fwipster> Some say he's still up there.
<Reynardine> why do you need a moon? just ask coyote to moon people like he always does -.-
<The-Fwipster> Coyote made a terrible moon though.
<LordCoyote> Have you ever considered that I am sentient, and I never wear clothing?
<LordCoyote> Freaky thought, there.
<The-Fwipster> A moon is supposed to shed light. Instead, Coyote looked at things.
<LordCoyote> Every crater on the moon had become an eye, in fact.
<The-Fwipster> Nope, you were just sort of up there
<LordCoyote> I looked like a Lovecraftian horror from beyond the edge of space. Only prettier.
<LordCoyote> You weren't there! I know how I looked, humph. I brought a mirror, of course.
<The-Fwipster> Well, I suppose you grew a few extra eyes, but not as many as the craters on the moon. Also I'm the one telling this story D:<
<Reynardine> they must have changed the definition of pretty within the last century or two
<LordCoyote> Yeah, you showed up and they had to adjust the scale to allow for your hideousness!
<LordCoyote> SURPRISE BURN!
<The-Fwipster> Anyway, there was a mole on the ground that was sculpting a statue of you. Bear said, man! A rock would be a better moon than Coyote!
<Reynardine> thats more like it
<LordCoyote> FIREHEAD GIRL COULDN'T BURN BETTER THAN I JUST BURNED YOU
<The-Fwipster> I'm telling a story here!
<The-Fwipster> C'mon!
<LordCoyote> Rocks don't hoard secrets to blackmail people, so Bear was probably right.
<The-Fwipster> So they replaced Coyote with a rock.
<The-Fwipster> well it shed more light too
<The-Fwipster> and it's gotten more worship than Coyote too.
<Reynardine> coyote just because you say it doesn't make it true...
<hedgefwip> Careful, fwipster.
<The-Fwipster> Shut up, Red.
<hedgefwip> Wait, I thought you were Red.
<The-Fwipster> No, I'm The-Fwipster, can't you read
<The-Fwipster> Back me up here, Coyote, Renardine.
* Gotolei (~Raster@Gotolei.users.quakenet.org) has joined
* Q gives channel operator status to Gotolei
<The-Fwipster> ho ho ho
<The-Fwipster> merry christmas Gotolei
<Gotolei> back in cali woo
<The-Fwipster> Welcome back
<Reynardine> yes yes the rock has been a great improvement
<Gotolei> oh goodness what have i walked into
<The-Fwipster> Like I said, merry christmas!
<Gotolei> i have to go and um
<Gotolei> unpack
<Reynardine> Easier on the ears too
<Gotolei> yeah
<The-Fwipster> it's not what it looks like
<LordCoyote> Heheheheheheheheheheheh
<Gotolei> \o
<LordCoyote> No, you should stay and provide stories!
* hedgefwip pops
<Reynardine> More like what haven't you walked into
<hedgefwip> STOOOORIIIIIEES
<Reynardine> and the answer to that would be sanity
<hedgefwip> damnit why won't it let me change nick
<LordCoyote> ...That is also true.
* You are now known as REEEDDDD
<Reynardine> reed?
* You are now known as reddeadredempti
<reddeadredempti> you happy?
<reddeadredempti> shit
<reddeadredempti> *covers private parts*
* You are now known as REDD
<Reynardine> that's it i dont have to endure thi type of abuse
<Reynardine> this*
<The-Fwipster> you don't?
<LordCoyote> Yes you do. You walked into the same room as me.
<REDD> Yeah you do, Reynardine
<REDD> now suck it up
<LordCoyote> *pokes Renard with nose*
<Reynardine> naked reds is too much.....even I would stoop so low as to bestow that horror on anyone
* REDD also pokes Reynard with her nose
<REDD> eww! Why are you thinking about me naked?
<Reynardine> *ignores coyote*
<Reynardine> you said you covered up your private parts...why else would you do that....
<LordCoyote> *ignores Renard*
<REDD> also, you *would* stoop so low as to bestow the horror of naked me?
<Reynardine> *ignores ignores coyote*
<REDD> Dude, you're creeping me out!
<REDD> Hey, Coyote! Reynard isn't giving you any attention!
<REDD> You need to ignore him more aggressively!
<LordCoyote> RENARD I NEED ATTENTION NOW
<LordCoyote> more ATTENTION
<REDD> STAT
<The-Fwipster> YOU HEARD HIM
<The-Fwipster> 10-SHUN
<LordCoyote> *lights match*
<REDD> OOH BOY FIRE
<REDD> PUUUUURRRTY
<REDD> that's why Anniepants is stupid
<REDD> she CAN burn, why DOESN'T she?
<Reynardine> *silence*
<LordCoyote> *tosses match at Reynardine*
<Reynardine> *gives reds the death stare*
<REDD> Hey, REYNARDINE! THat body was made by SURMA! NOw it's BURNING!
<Reynardine> *dodges match*
<REDD> *hic*
<REDD> too late for that, you're already burning
<REDD> and there's two of you
<The-Fwipster> spontaneous intoxication is just one of the side effects of being Red
* The-Fwipster is now known as Reynardine_
* Reynardine_ is now known as eynardineR
<LordCoyote> I don't think that Renard would care too much that that body is made by Surma.
<Reynardine> *takes a cold shower*
<eynardineR> incidentally, there are two of them now
<Reynardine> grrrr
<LordCoyote> After all, she never REALLY loved him.
<Reynardine> im sending you the bill
<eynardineR> two of me*
<REDD> nope, there are four of you
<REDD> wat
<Reynardine> hey coyote....I may live to regret this but...wanna be my lawyer
* LordCoyote is now known as ReyTheGreat
<ReyTheGreat> there is no coyote
<ReyTheGreat> only another Renard
<Reynardine> *heart breaks*
<eynardineR> Y- we will live to regret this, yes.
<ReyTheGreat> all will be Renards
<REDD> SIX
* REDD faints
<eynardineR> whoops
* ReyTheGreat transforms Red into another clone
* You are now known as reytheoutofit
* Reynardine is now known as TheBetterCoyote
<ReyTheGreat> OH NO YOU DON'T
<eynardineR> I was, like, her drunken, ummm. vision of Reynardine or something?
<eynardineR> and now that she's out of it, I'm just going to...
<TheBetterCoyote> I declare War!
* eynardineR is now known as The-Fwipster
* ReyTheGreat is now known as TheOnlyCOYOTE
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> AND WAR YOU WILL HAVE
* reytheoutofit wakes up
* You are now known as Reynardine
<Reynardine> what
<Reynardine> what just happened
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> Ah, cousin!
<TheBetterCoyote> chaos my dear!
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> glad you're awake
<TheBetterCoyote> summons army of zombie bunnies
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> chaos! The world shall burn as we laugh and cavort
<TheBetterCoyote> arise my pretties
<Reynardine> Better: 2 Only: 1
<The-Fwipster> You guys need to be more Coyote to win!
<The-Fwipster> it's like a shitty game show!
<The-Fwipster> Only shittier!
<TheBetterCoyote> don't think about it to hard rey your brain will get an owie
* TheOnlyCOYOTE turns The-Fwipster into ExtraCoyote
* TheOnlyCOYOTE summons reinforcements!
* The-Fwipster is now known as extraCoyote
* extraCoyote is now known as TheOneCoyote
<TheOneCoyote> Meh
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> I mean, renard, your brain will get an owie anyway.
<TheOneCoyote> Being Coyote isn't so great
<Reynardine> One: 3!
<TheBetterCoyote> *turns fwip into annie*
<TheBetterCoyote> I want firehead girl now!
<Reynardine> Only: 2
<Reynardine> Better: 3!
* TheOnlyCOYOTE turns TheBetterCoyote into Red
<TheBetterCoyote> no it's awesome
<Reynardine> Better: 6!
<Reynardine> 7 for good measure
<Reynardine> Red is the most coyote coyote of all
<Reynardine> (10 points to Dumbledore!)
<TheBetterCoyote> now...where was i.....firehead girl.....making the stars... o yes yes my bunny army
<Reynardine> you were read
<Reynardine> red*
<Reynardine> that's where you were
<TheBetterCoyote> *summons bunny army*
<Reynardine> Huh, I didn't actually think you'd deliver.
<Reynardine> Better: 10!
<TheOneCoyote> shit
<TheOneCoyote> we need to make him more normal, Eh, TheOnlyCoyote?
<TheBetterCoyote> Now....we shall take the world by dance....
* TheOnlyCOYOTE summons Ysengrin
<TheBetterCoyote> *makes the zombie bunnies do the thriller dance*
<TheBetterCoyote> hmmmm
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> Hey look! Other cousin! A buffet!
<Reynardine> Better: 9, I hate michael Jackson
<TheBetterCoyote> it's good but it's been done before
<TheOneCoyote> You eat first
* ChucklesWolf (webchat@pat-vl2221-wustl-portal.nts.wustl.edu) has joined
<Reynardine> One: you're excused
<TheOneCoyote> um, thanks!
* TheOneCoyote is now known as The-frazzled
<ChucklesWolf> Coyote, I thought you sent those bunnies to the Court!
<TheBetterCoyote> *turns bunnies into fire breathing bunnies and hosts a kissing booth with the bunnies*
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> Yes, and now they're back. And undead. Get with the program.
<TheBetterCoyote> hmm could still use improvement
<Reynardine> Better: 33!
<Reynardine> c'mon keep going
<Reynardine> I BELIEVE IN YOU
* You are now known as rednardine
<rednardine> YOU CAN ACHEIVE TRUE COYOTENESS
<TheBetterCoyote> no those were the armies of gnomes chuckles
<rednardine> be not better... BUT BESSSTTTTTT
* ChucklesWolf flees!
<TheBetterCoyote> they were so ..........abgnomal
<ChucklesWolf> NOT FIRE-BREATHING BUNNIES AGAIN!!!!
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<rednardine> stop dithering in the details, TBC! RISE TO NEW HEIGHTS
<rednardine> BREAK NEW GROUND IN COYOTENESS!
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> GET BACK HERE YOU DIRTY COWARD
* The-frazzled is now known as The-Fwipster
<TheBetterCoyote> hmmm should i make the bunnies half cow?
<rednardine> 36!
<TheBetterCoyote> or maby a dash of kangeroo?
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> No...half-laser!!
<rednardine> 42!
<TheBetterCoyote> o no wait i've got it!!!!!!!!!!
<rednardine> Only: 10!
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> LaserBunnies, to complement the LaserCows!
<TheBetterCoyote> *gives all the bunnies firehead girls head*
<TheBetterCoyote> beautiful!
<rednardine> Only: 12!
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> Ewwwww -50 points
<rednardine> Better! gosh golly! 69!!!
<rednardine> oh
<rednardine> eww
<rednardine> sorry for the implications guys
<rednardine> OK can we just
<rednardine> like
<rednardine> keep moving
<rednardine> nothing to see here
<rednardine> no
<rednardine> nothing
<rednardine> at all
<rednardine> move along folks
<TheBetterCoyote> *gives self infinity infinity google points that multiple every time theonlycoyote gives himself points or when rey gives only points*
<TheBetterCoyote> ok i win whats next?
<rednardine> Better: 68 for very little originality
<rednardine> I invoked infinity in my arguments at five years old
<rednardine> I know you can be more than that!
<TheBetterCoyote> XD you question my uniqueness?
<rednardine> YES! I DO! GO ON, DAZZLE ME!
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> Well, I mean, there's another of you here.
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> So I feel like you're not very unique at all.
<The-Fwipster> (sorry for the mess in your channel RG)
<TheBetterCoyote> *bedazzles the entire court*
<rednardine> yes, but *how* do you bedazzle the entire court?
<TheBetterCoyote> *bedazzles rey*
<rednardine> That's my secret
<rednardine> I'm alway- *NOT* rey.
<TheBetterCoyote> and you should know better than to question me by now
<rednardine> I'm like half coyote too you know
<The-Fwipster> oh, at least 1.25 coyotes.
<The-Fwipster> *high fives*
<rednardine> *high fives*
* You are now known as thebestcoyote
<TheOnlyCOYOTE> Now, now. No nepotism, people.
<thebestcoyote> I
<thebestcoyote> AM
<thebestcoyote> THE
<thebestcoyote> ONE
<thebestcoyote> 113 points to myself!
<TheBetterCoyote> i still win
* The-Fwipster tranquilizes best
<TheBetterCoyote> cause im better than the best
<The-Fwipster> OK time to wind down
<thebestcoyote> zzz
* You are now known as Redd
* TheOnlyCOYOTE is now known as Renard
<The-Fwipster> what
<TheBetterCoyote> *twists and winds body up like a rope*
<The-Fwipster> where'd you come from Renard?
<TheBetterCoyote> now where is the fun in that?
<The-Fwipster> I thought...
<Renard> I've been here all along!
<The-Fwipster> nevermind
<Renard> Haven't you seen me?
<The-Fwipster> Yes, of course, sir. Now, if you'll step this way into the mental ward, along with Redd...
<TheBetterCoyote> hmmmm now
<Renard> Red can't go to the mental ward. There's no mousse there!
<Renard> How will her hair stay up?
<TheBetterCoyote> more stories of my greatness!
<Renard> HOW WILL IT STAY UP?
<Redd> it just will
<Redd> by sheer power of hair
<The-Fwipster> Yes sir.
<Redd> MY MUSTACHE OF AUTHORITY COMMANDS YOU
<Renard> It seems like you'd be in a hairy situation without your dermatology products.
<Renard> ((oh jeez since when does Red have a moustache?))
<The-Fwipster> ((Mcninja reference))
<TheBetterCoyote> *gives rey a moustache*
<TheBetterCoyote> it suits you well cousin
* Renard is now known as MustacioedRey
<MustacioedRey> I feel...
<MustacioedRey> I feel..........
<MustacioedRey> ACHOOOOOO
<Redd> ((Has TBC seen the hair pun thread?))
<MustacioedRey> how do you people ACHOOOOO
<TheBetterCoyote> i bless you
<MustacioedRey> manage to keep a coherent train of ACHOOOOO
<Redd> hee hee
<MustacioedRey> ((no, TBC has not seen it))
<Redd> ((Let's show him! Hang on))
<MustacioedRey> ((*her))
<TheBetterCoyote> well
<TheBetterCoyote> I don't know about you
<Redd>
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<TheBetterCoyote> but I keep my achoo next to his father asneeze
<MustacioedRey> I don't know about achoo, but I don't catch that reference.
<Redd> These puns are so sneazy.
<TheBetterCoyote> ooo do cousin quit robin me of my glorious references
<Redd> (sleazy)
<MustacioedRey> Hey! If you were thinking about sneezing, you'd have achoo-choo train of thought.
<Redd> I'mma put you both in a cough-in for these puns.
<MustacioedRey> Nobody nose puns like me!
<Redd> 'snot true
<TheBetterCoyote> awww but we are having a marvelous time...can I et a woop woop *coughes*
<TheBetterCoyote> (whoop whoop))
<Redd> ((We got it, I think))
<Redd> ((we're thinking))
<TheBetterCoyote> and oh redds will you knack for puns ever run dry
<Redd> ((I don't mean sinking, my nose isn't full))
<MustacioedRey> I'll admit your pun abilities are not to be sniffed at.
<Redd> *snort*
<TheBetterCoyote> no ...indeed the people should envy my mastery of puns but who can blame flem
<Redd> ((I didn't get that one))
<MustacioedRey> Ugh I should invite my friend Nick here. He nasal puns.
<Redd> ((just a full nose?))
<Redd> Get him in here.
<TheBetterCoyote> (()phlegm)
<Redd> ah
<MustacioedRey> ((he was with us in the last roleplay))
<Redd> also there is no in character and out of character
<Redd> I think we're just doing puns here now
<Redd> *sneezes down fourth wall
<Redd> *
<TheBetterCoyote> your all characters...we are all figments of mans imagination
<MustacioedRey> *you're
<MustacioedRey> *man's
<Redd> We're flim phlegm men, making up characters as we go along
<Redd> or women
<Redd> some of these puns are too wheezy.
<MustacioedRey> My brain has a wh-olfactory producing puns.
<MustacioedRey> No need to be snotty about it.
<TheBetterCoyote> I think they are actually kinda dopey
<TheBetterCoyote> what do you think doc?
<Redd> Was that a pun or a legitimate complaint? I can't tell
<MustacioedRey> Which? Mine? just a pun
<TheBetterCoyote> me?
<Redd> TBC's.
<TheBetterCoyote> what do you think?
<Redd> I don't see a pun
<TheBetterCoyote> Why can't it be both?
<TheBetterCoyote> ((snow white))
<Redd> oh
<MustacioedRey> It was a sudden jump, granted.
<TheBetterCoyote> ((i saw a chance to pun hop))
<Redd> We're a little bit con-jest-ed with trying to figure out what's a pun and what's not
<Redd> (double pun)
<TheBetterCoyote> *turns into a werethebettercoyote*
* TheBetterCoyote is now known as WereTheBetterCo
<Redd> is that a thebettercoyote that turns into a wolf at a full moon?
<WereTheBetterCo> *bites rey*
<Redd> That seems a little bit redundant
<Redd> oh dear now we have a werereynardine
<WereTheBetterCo> mwahahahahaha now we can have two coyotes
<Redd> that seems a little bit redundant as well
<Redd> oh
<WereTheBetterCo> you will slowly lose your mind
<Redd> that makes more senes
<WereTheBetterCo> and turn into me
* MustacioedRey is now known as WereRey
<Redd> Didn't we have three like a while ago though?
<WereTheBetterCo> sadly I cannot stay to watch the fun
<The-Fwipster> aww
<WereRey> I have to go too. It's a full moon.
<WereTheBetterCo> so i must bid you adoodoodoo
* You are now known as theotherfwip
<theotherfwip> adoobeedoobeedoobeedoobeedoo
<WereTheBetterCo> but not on the carpet!
<WereRey> I must bid you adieu-ooooooooooooo! *howls at moon*
<theotherfwip> G'night
<theotherfwip> that was fun, come again soon
<WereTheBetterCo> good night...reynard you know you want to bite
<WereRey> G'night - we'll have to do this again
* WereTheBetterCo has quit (Quit: Page closed)
<theotherfwip> we totally will
<theotherfwip> g'night WereRey
<theotherfwip> don't bite the bedbugs
<WereRey> good night
<theotherfwip> werebedbugs would be the worst
<WereRey> but then there will be BedbugCoyotes!
<theotherfwip> can you imagine suddenly you have a wolf in your bed
<theotherfwip> or that
<theotherfwip> even worse
<theotherfwip> *shudders*
<WereRey> (there's a she-coyote in my closet...)
<theotherfwip> haha
<theotherfwip> G'night!
