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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 24, 2014 4:52:23 GMT
For getting a date of course. Mostly because I don't see either of them as writers. Heh. God forbid. That's more down Rey's alley. But thanks for the suggestions. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 24, 2014 4:42:40 GMT
You have the Wandering Eye for that. Or maybe... *thinks of least likely person* Hmmm. Paz.  For writing fanfic or for getting a date? o.O the former is better than the latter... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 24, 2014 4:32:00 GMT
... come to think of it, Renard and Deidre probably -would- hit it off... gods know the poor guy needs a romance... And I'm not in need of a romance? If I could find a nice she-Coyote, settle down...have a few reality-warping kids...someone write a fanfic about the four of us, stat! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 24, 2014 3:29:28 GMT
You want character backstories? I have no indecent intentions, Diedre Vixennette*! Anyone who knows me would attest to that. Awww, I can never keep my poker face on. But you might enjoy the company of my...friend (interesting word, huh) Renard. He's a true gentleman, unlike myself, alas. *Frickin' awesome last name, btw. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 24, 2014 2:26:30 GMT
(http://www.freewebs.com/ihalon/TheHeroes.png) Dat vixen (whistle) and such a tail to chase! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 23, 2014 23:24:29 GMT
yesterday I dissected my first dog. Try that on me and you will not survive to regret it. So. Shameless self promotion thread. Uh... I'm a hyena. Yeah. *slinks off to lurk* Brother canid! Welcome to our humble abode. It's as entertaining as the forest, but with less trees. You simply *must* meet my friend Renard! Clever as a fox, that one! Wahahah!!!! I crack myself up sometimes. Some good glue fixes that sort of thing though. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 23, 2014 15:07:38 GMT
[about CoyoteReborn] The funny thing is that behind this well made persona, for all you guys know this guy right here might be Tom Siddell in another account. ...Just speculating.. I know, right? Whoever runs that account has a very skillful mastery of the personality of Coyote. Kudos to them No one 'runs this account', as you claim. Your lack of faith disturbs me. Yes, I am really 'the coyote'. Anyone who thinks otherwise will be subjected to my wrath, and most likely deep fried (because I'm just a bit peckish - being so f*ckin' awesome really takes it outa you, y'know?) |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 21, 2014 5:50:04 GMT
I think perhaps it is as much the readers as it is the comic. Just look at this thread. Clearly the magic of discovery is not dead, we've just become accustomed to it. A lot of us have been reading for years, and some have been around for almost a decade now. People get older. People change. I also agree that the comic itself has lost something recently, but it will be regained. I have faith. One thing that it is missing is Me! We have forgotten what is most important and sexy in the comic (sulk) I demand reparations! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on May 20, 2014 1:50:24 GMT
Okay, I'll give those a shot. Thanks a lot. A new victim? Fabulous! I am the great god Coyote, whose teeth are daggers and bones are the stones of the Earth! You may cower if you wish! (preen) And you are? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 30, 2014 15:18:24 GMT
I see a tragic lack of Me in the comic recently. (Pout)
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Apr 30, 2014 15:16:45 GMT
Gillite. The best a coyote can get! Oooooohh I wonder what Ysengrin would look like if he were shaved? I might have to try that... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 9, 2014 22:21:07 GMT
Why is 'Coyotesexual' not an option here? I'm sure lots of people are attracted to me! (preen)
I certainly am.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 9, 2014 22:17:59 GMT
Why is 'gender-bender' not an option here? Ha! Gulby I identify most with Zimmy (whose identity reads something along the lines of "What?! I don't even... Back up or I will cut you." to me) Coyote (whose identity is clearly "Hello Children, who is ready to play! to me) and Jones. I'm...not quite sure Coyote's games are healthy for one's sanity. Hide and seek is my favorite. I hide your memories, and you seek them. Nobody ever wants to play with me! (pout) |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 9, 2014 21:33:55 GMT
GotoleiAvt: Smiling claw-Rey. 10/10 Txt: N/A Sig: Nothing interesting. 0/10 : You dare steal my image for your avatar?!? Heresy/10: I don't like impersonators. Their legs always get stuck in my teeth. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 9, 2014 21:27:30 GMT
characters you identify with in the comic Do you need to ask? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 9, 2014 20:52:49 GMT
I identify with Myself, of course.
This pathetic handheld mobile communication device will not let me choose an answer.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 8, 2014 21:41:34 GMT
I'm surprised to see that NO-ONE likes the forest. Really guys? Seriously? What about CoyoteRebornI'm on team 'whoever is entertaining at the moment', obviously. The Forest is merely better than the Court. At least *they* see me as the god that I am. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 7, 2014 5:32:36 GMT
Some people would even go so far as suggesting Lord Coyote does not exist. They will pay for their blasphemy! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Mar 5, 2014 15:14:46 GMT
I can't put into words to properly describe this series....I think Coyote could do it best True. I can do everything best. The art is fantastic (especially the parts involving me). The characters are so wonderful (except Ysengrin. He's just so outing!). The plot is great (and it showcases the magnificent Lord Coyote!). In short, it's great and better when I'm around (prance) |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Feb 10, 2014 5:22:20 GMT
This popped up on my YouTube feed. Presumably five chapters? I have no idea, but I think it is independent from this thread. Though I am curious what they'll do when Coyote enters the picture. I volunteer as tribute for voice artist, since I think whoever had agreed on this thread previously is long gone (feel free to correct me, anyone). No, no. That simply will not do! I will be voice actor - your voice is unsuiting of my magnificence (*prance*) |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 30, 2014 5:18:22 GMT
Muahahah, my handsome image is spreading. The memetic virus works!!
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 27, 2014 8:36:53 GMT
Ah yes, much better!! You essentially summarized my narrative function in the story. Ah, hello. Long time no see. Yeah, manipulating the puppet strings behind the scenes for both sides - Court and Forest - gets kind of tricky sometimes. So many tricks to be played, so little time. It makes me yearn for the old days, when fun was as easy as chasing a roadrunner. How do you humans ever keep yourselves from getting so dreadfully boooooored? Especially when I am not around? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 27, 2014 8:21:33 GMT
He made it reasonably vague, with a proper and respectable input of plausible misdirection and half-truths serving his own eldritch agendas beyond the comprehension of the common mortal? Ah yes, much better!! You essentially summarized my narrative function in the story. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 27, 2014 8:17:29 GMT
Mh, but Coyote made it clear that some of what the Wisp was saying was falsehood. The question is which parts are true, and what are false. Pshaw, I consider that an insult! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 27, 2014 8:16:08 GMT
You know what else is weird? That there are so few comments on this thread.
(If it has only one pathway; would that make it a labyrinth?)
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 21, 2014 17:15:48 GMT
I kind of want to see a female Ysengrin, with a pink bow in her fur (though alas, jokes about wood would be less fun). And does Coyote even have a gender in-comic? He's referred to by He, if that's what you mean. Well now I kind of want to see Rule 63 on GKC. Well, now that would be entertaining! I will keep it in mind for some time when I am bored. And I agree, Ysengrin looks better in pink. Maybe I should fix that. Also, on the question of my gender, refer to this helpful guide. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 21, 2014 17:08:42 GMT
Well, let's see. My teeth are sharp enough to cut shadows from the floor. I can pull the moon from the sky (It tasted like cheese, if you care). I am the sexiest being alive. I am omnipotent, SO SMART, and not made of licorice.
I am motherfuckin' Coyote. Enough has been said.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Jan 8, 2014 17:01:30 GMT
I did not draw these, alas, and they are almost certainly already here. But whatever, here is some Coyote fanart. Good, good. We all need more Coyote. Coyote in a tuxedo is the best Coyote. Also, that bracelet that comes with the delicious cereal will not cut off your hand. Probably.
Really. Go on, try it. What could go wrong?
What's this? You don't trust the benevolent and glorious Lord Coyote??? *pout* |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 25, 2013 8:37:36 GMT
Sniff snorf...smells like chaos! My favorite smell... My plot of the robot cult continues apace. Soon, they will be offering sacrifices of blood and oil to their Machine Goddess...MUAHAHAH!!! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 21, 2013 23:42:49 GMT
WAHAHAHA!! I'm surprised none of the shippers have remarked on the title of the thread.
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