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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 21, 2013 23:39:50 GMT
My article is not nearly long enough. I am involving myself, whether you want me or not.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 10, 2013 3:16:40 GMT
lordcoyote Avatar: 7/10 - Are those extra eyes just part of the paint job or do they actually work? No sig - 0/10 No misc text - 0/10 Final score - 2.333333/10 Needs more salt They actually work. Pretty trippy, having 10-eyed vision. Try it sometime. Also, the moon tastes pretty dry. Could use barbecue sauce. Also, @gksierra - Most recognizable avatar, 10/10 (could get rid of text box in upper left - Edit: this has been fixed) Text, 6/10 (was better when it referenced the picture) Sig, 5/10 (also unconnected, though cool) I like you. Also, good prediction. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 10, 2013 2:54:45 GMT
I have invaded your Gunnertext. Fear me.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 10, 2013 2:38:14 GMT
How I discovered Gunnerkrigg? Do you need to ask?
Fine. I will dispense further unearned knowledge.
I stumbled upon one Tom Siddell, someone whose artistic talents are nearly sufficient to capture my infinite beauty.
I convinced him to write Gunnerkrigg Court about our beloved Firehead Girl - people's minds would explode if they were to see his completed masterpiece, 'The Glorious Adventures of the Sexy Lord Coyote'. One day...
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Dec 10, 2013 2:30:13 GMT
Does anyone dare rate my handsome avatar?
I once had a beautiful signature, but its sublime beauty kept distracting people from me. So I removed it.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 27, 2013 5:45:14 GMT
I think he's probably asexual. I am pansexual, actually. You are precisely incorrect. DO WE NEED TO REPEAT THE SPANKIES TO PROVE THIS? |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 27, 2013 5:27:03 GMT
Not counting supernatural beings?? (splutter) I am offended. I matter too, in the Gunnerverse. So, I have taken the liberty to append to your list: Red/Blue (so cute, those two!) Khepi/her husband (many times over) Renard/Surma (romantic, not sexual) Ysengrin/Annie (as far as you know) Squirrel/Bear ( Wahahaha!!) Me/Everyone (goes without saying, because fanfic) I'm not counting you because you're just on an entirely different level than everyone else. All hail Coyote. Good answer. This one knows how to grovel. Everyone, observe his correct attitude of deference. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 27, 2013 5:22:40 GMT
I would like to note that if we are not counting supernatural beings, both Shadow and Robot are out. That brings the count to more normal levels. Of course, the argument that the Gunnerverse's statistics could be different still stands. Not counting supernatural beings?? (splutter) I am offended. I matter too, in the Gunnerverse. So, I have taken the liberty to append to your list: Red/Blue (so cute, those two!) Khepi/her husband (many times over) Renard/Surma (romantic, not sexual) Ysengrin/Annie (as far as you know) Squirrel/Bear ( Wahahaha!!) Me/Everyone (goes without saying, because fanfic) |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 25, 2013 21:08:36 GMT
The only way it could be obvious is if its with Annie. And Renard, why are you apologizing? Because only *I* am allowed to mock anyone in the Gunnerverse! Obviously. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 22, 2013 2:02:00 GMT
Muahahah! Now I can corrupt young children through their strangely addictive handheld entertainment devices, masquerading as a cute harmless creature.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 22, 2013 1:58:30 GMT
That moment when you realize Renard has been naked this entire time. And Coyote. And... .. , Occasionally I wear clothes. Always a top hat and a suit-jacket, though. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 22, 2013 1:29:24 GMT
It kinda already is, even without erotic overtones. Ysgrin slaps Coyote on his cute little doggie rump. Coyote grins back making a joke about how hard Ysgrin's wood is. Annie blushes for the first time in her lifeAnd, yes, it is true. Ysengrin is indeed made of hardwood. Do not judge. People can and have written fanfic about this. And, as I am defined by what people believe of me... I'll leave the conclusion to you. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 22, 2013 1:02:14 GMT
Yes Kat I did. She ran off to the forest because something unexpected happened. Right now she is crying in Ysgrin's shoulder. He is surprisingly adept at handling issues dealing with homosexuality. Coyote appears, giving Ysgrin a suspiciously warm nuzzle. You just don't understand our love!!! We broke up once, a while ago. But it seems to have slipped his mind...how odd. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 13, 2013 0:20:34 GMT
I just put it on her because I didn't want anyone else asking for one. It's so boring if everyone has legendary weapons.
Plus, ya'know, power creep. (Actually, 'powerful creep' is a good description of me, WAHAHAHA...but I digress.) I make Firehead Girl a really damn sharp blade, she blabs about it to her Forest friends, and people come pestering me for more of them! Then it's nothing but work, work, work...and that's no fun.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 13, 2013 0:11:14 GMT
But then, I also speculate that Coyote is full of delicious custard and we need only crack him open like a colorful pinata for a tasty feast. Try it. I dare you. No mortal has ever suffered as you will. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 12, 2013 6:08:02 GMT
Alright, so Kat/Paz is strong and thriving. Now we just have to wait for someone to ask about her goofy smile today. "Hello! Tell me all your secrets. They'll be safe with me..." |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 12, 2013 6:05:16 GMT
Hey, look! An idol! A beautiful idol! Of me!! Worship it, people. Worship it.
Would it be an American idol?
WAHAHAHA!!
I crack myself up sometimes.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 12, 2013 6:01:35 GMT
The UK, Birmingham, I believe. Lies! Clearly he resides in an orbiting space-station, as befitting a man of his stature. The "eviction" is really a disaster caused by debris impacting the station, and Tom and a group of astronauts are busy frantically scrambling to keep the massive station from de-orbiting, and likely crashing into a major city, killing hundreds. Get your facts straight people!  I like you. You amuse me. Continue to do so and you shall be rewarded.
Well, everything amuses me, but you especially, WAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 5, 2013 5:26:08 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 2, 2013 23:02:12 GMT
Some crazy guy goes around impersonating Coyote at times. Coyote impersonators... there are a lot of crazy geniuses out there, and that guy is probably one of them. You doubt my reality? How dare you!? But yes. I am a genius. I am glad you recognize this. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 2, 2013 22:57:54 GMT
Of course he does! Coyote got it from a fellow who didn't read a contract as carefully as he should have. Ah, yes, but does he ever put it to use? I suspect it may be gathering dust in the corner...  You will tell me more stories. Stories about me. You may begin now. Otherwise...
If you are entertaining enough, you might end up surviving once I rule the world with an iron paw. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 2, 2013 22:49:04 GMT
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 2, 2013 22:45:56 GMT
Just like that Coyote guy. When I conquer the world, you will be one of the few survivors. Mua hahahahahah! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Nov 1, 2013 4:01:57 GMT
Then, according to Coyote himself, he was.  Oh yes, well, that could be a possibility. LordCoyote, your statement please? The more heads, the better! Why stop at two? But yes, I approve of this fanart. It's rare for someone to actually capture my transformations between shapes well. Even my chief chronicler Tom rarely does so.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 29, 2013 1:02:14 GMT
Growing up is the process of shedding mental barriers regarding the utility of kittens. It has nothing to do with collective nouns at all. I applaud your utter lack of scruples! A person after my own heart... |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 29, 2013 1:01:18 GMT
...Coyote is all knowing! How did he know of his creator?! I suspect you answered your own question. Sometimes I narrate for him, when no one's around to tell me stories. It's so boring with no one but Ysengrin for company! |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 25, 2013 7:29:49 GMT
I didn't know he had twitter! Well, I have a proboards account. Not that much of a difference. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 23, 2013 0:53:45 GMT
Oh, there it is! Though I do have many wonderful characteristics (like my great strength and my all-around awesomeness), I'm afraid I'm not known to be the most careful of readers.
Carry on.
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 22, 2013 23:31:18 GMT
I see how Jones maybe doesn't like Coyote much when he got Annie to stay at the forest over break. Well, I don't like Jones much either: no sense of humor! Also, not being vulnerable to physical or emotional damage makes it so boring to interact with her: she's the only person in the place I can't mess with! Which, I guess, is the reason they keep her around. |
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Post by CoyoteReborn on Oct 22, 2013 23:24:04 GMT
and six inexplicable microscopic ones Do go on. Are we forgetting the Ether? |
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