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[22:48] <CleverFox> Greetings, good sirs.
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[22:48] <LordCoyote> Cousin!!
[22:48] <PsionicCrabDave> Greetings.
[22:48] <KatDee> Renard! Noms to you.
[22:49] <LordCoyote> I too am hungry. I need some noms.
[22:49] <CleverFox> Noms biscuit. With tea.
[22:49] * CleverFox is wearing a top hat.
[22:49] <PsionicCrabDave> Why are you staring at me, Coyote?
[22:49] <LordCoyote> Me? Pshaw. Fwip is looking delicious today.
[22:50] <KatDee> Dave isn't for noms! XD
[22:50] <fwip> I said, don't get uppity
[22:50] <LordCoyote> DAVE IS OBVIOUSLY FOR NOMS
[22:50] <LordCoyote> just not today
[22:50] <fwip> or rather, get downnity
[22:50] <KatDee> am I for noms?
[22:50] <CleverFox> Fwip, I think that may be futile
[22:50] <fwip> it's worth a try.
[22:50] <LordCoyote> Kat - nah, too much machine oil. Bleh.
[22:51] <KatDee> haha!
[22:52] <PsionicCrabDave> I assume we've all met each other well enough?
[22:52] <CleverFox> You do smell like machines, Kat. I must admit it.
[22:52] <CleverFox> Have you showered recently?
[22:52] <LordCoyote> You look less like the ladies man every day, cousin.
[22:52] <KatDee> yes, but that was at my shop
[22:52] <KatDee> the water there probably isn't the purest
[22:52] <LordCoyote> (woops sorry)
[22:53] <KatDee> ((>woops))
[22:53] <KatDee> ((it's whoops you pleb))
[22:53] <LordCoyote> (the nearest restroom was very far away)
[22:53] <LordCoyote> (the english language bends to my whims)
[22:53] <KatDee> ((I'm not sure how that's relevant))
[22:53] <CleverFox> Coyote: too far, man.
[22:53] <PsionicCrabDave> ((._.))
[22:53] <LordCoyote> I regret nothing.
[22:54] <PsionicCrabDave> ((Should I just be quiet? I can be quiet..))
[22:54] <LordCoyote> no no no no!
[22:54] <LordCoyote> more voices are always better
[22:54] <LordCoyote> then I know more people are around to hear me be awesome
[22:54] <LordCoyote> see, I'm a team player!
[22:55] <CleverFox> I'm around, but that's not what I'm hearing.
[22:55] <KatDee> you're not a team player
[22:55] == CleverFox has changed nick to CleverRey
[22:55] <LordCoyote> blasphemy!
[22:55] <KatDee> at least, not from what Annie's told me
[22:55] <KatDee> of course, I may have prejudged you
[22:56] <LordCoyote> My treacherous medium? Judging me?
?
[22:56] <LordCoyote> SHE DARES???
[22:56] <PsionicCrabDave> Treacherous?
[22:56] <PsionicCrabDave> Why do you say that?
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[22:56] <LordCoyote> she dared speak against my magnificence!
[22:56] <LordCoyote> Oh, hey Annie
[22:56] <Annie> Sorry I'm late
[22:56] <LordCoyote> I have a bone to pick with you
[22:56] <Annie> Who dared speak against your magnificence, Coyote?
[22:57] <LordCoyote> Ah, funny question, that
[22:57] <Annie> (yo, Dave)
[22:57] <PsionicCrabDave> ((?))
[22:57] <LordCoyote> Is identity just an illusion?
[22:57] <LordCoyote> since I can be anyone?
[22:57] <Annie> ((two parentheses is OOC, one parentheses is not.))
[22:57] <CleverRey> stop being cryptic, my oh-so-annoying cousin
[22:57] <Annie> no, it's not
[22:57] <CleverRey> Kat said so
[22:57] <Annie> other people can't be anyone
[22:57] <KatDee> your identity is an illusion
[22:58] <LordCoyote> Well, that's why I'm better! (preen)
[22:58] <KatDee> ours aren't
[22:58] <PsionicCrabDave> How do I know Coyote isn't just conjuring this illusion of Ms. Carver?
[22:58] <LordCoyote> But, my medium, your friend spoke against me!
[22:58] <LordCoyote> You two must fight to the death.
[22:58] <LordCoyote> It will be terribly symbolic
[22:58] <Annie> oh dear
[22:58] <LordCoyote> of the divide between court and forest
[22:58] <KatDee> no, that won't do
[22:58] * CleverRey gives Coyote a biscuit
[22:58] <KatDee> Reynard!
[22:58] <PsionicCrabDave> Why are you supporting him, Renard?
[22:58] * Annie frowns at Renard
[22:58] * LordCoyote is too busy nomming it to pay attention to Kat or Annie
[22:59] <LordCoyote> Wait, what was I talking about?
[22:59] <LordCoyote> Something about fights to the death?
[22:59] <KatDee> we found his reset button!?
[22:59] <CleverRey> I don't remember anything like that (shrug)
[22:59] * PsionicCrabDave pinches Coyote on the nose
[22:59] <Annie> it would appear so, Kat.
[22:59] * LordCoyote bats at Dave
[22:59] <Annie> How many biscuits do we have between us?
[22:59] <PsionicCrabDave> Ouch!
[22:59] <KatDee> I don't have any.
[23:00] <CleverRey> Dave, do you have any?
[23:00] <Annie> We need them to distract him from poor Dave. I don't have any either.
[23:00] <Annie> If Dave had any he would have used them.
[23:00] <PsionicCrabDave> Me? I'm afraid I don't.
[23:00] <fwip> I've got two
[23:00] * CleverRey gives another biscuit to Coyote
[23:00] <fwip> although I was hoping to save them >.>
[23:01] <LordCoyote> So wait, why was I mad at Dave?
[23:01] <PsionicCrabDave> He looks at me and all he sees is seafood, I swear.
[23:01] * LordCoyote continues nibbling at biscuit.
[23:01] <LordCoyote> Seafood? WHERE??
[23:01] <fwip> Renard: How many of those do you have left?
[23:01] <fwip> Coyote: Over here!
[23:01] <CleverRey> That was my last one...
[23:01] * fwip hands Coyote one of his biscuits
[23:01] <fwip> oh dear
[23:01] <fwip> one left between the lot of us
[23:01] <fwip> we'll have to save it
[23:02] <KatDee> use it wisely, fwip
[23:02] <fwip> right-o
[23:02] <Annie> gosh.
[23:02] <LordCoyote> Ooohh! Who wants seafood when you can have a biscuit?
[23:02] <Annie> I wish I'd known about the whole biscuit thing earlier
[23:02] * LordCoyote noms biscuit faster.
[23:02] <LordCoyote> I can haz mor?
[23:02] <PsionicCrabDave> Incidentally, what flavour are those biscuits?
[23:02] <fwip> no, sorry LordCoyote
[23:02] <fwip> I'm all out
[23:02] <CleverRey> Codeine
[23:03] <fwip> /pie/ flavor
[23:03] <CleverRey> Codeine pie.
[23:03] <PsionicCrabDave> I don't want to know where you got ahold of THAT.
[23:03] <fwip> mine are pie flavor
[23:03] <fwip> I don't know about yours Rey
[23:03] <LordCoyote> Mmmm delicious drugs. And also pie.
[23:03] <KatDee> Fwip: iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
[23:03] <LordCoyote> I assume that if Dave makes cookies, they're Cesium flavored?
[23:04] <PsionicCrabDave> Heavens no, that stuff is too unstable to even be out in the open air.
[23:04] <CleverRey> Sounds...explosive, actually.
[23:04] <fwip> C'mon, no one but Kat?
weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hades-gif.gif[23:04] <LordCoyote> I will relent my quest for Dave-flavored seafood if I can...borrow...some of your Cesium.
[23:04] <KatDee> never fear fwip
data3.whicdn.com/images/109306037/thumb.jpg[23:05] <Annie> what are these things
[23:05] <Annie> I like doggies :3
[23:05] <LordCoyote> I am a doggie.
[23:05] <Annie> I don't understand anything else about that exchange
[23:05] <Annie> *pats Coyote on the head*
[23:06] <LordCoyote> (tail wags)
[23:06] <CleverRey> Foxes are so much better than any mangy dog (read: coyote)
[23:06] <PsionicCrabDave> Now I'm CERTAIN this is just an illusion of Antimony that Coyote has conjured up.
[23:06] <LordCoyote> I would be raging right now, but I'm too busy having my head scratched.
[23:07] <LordCoyote> Call back later for delayed revenge.
[23:07] <LordCoyote> Those were good drugs (and also pie)
[23:07] <Annie> *think-messages Dave* "but I do like doggies, and what else was I supposed to do about Coyote?"
[23:07] <LordCoyote> *intercepts thinkmessage*
[23:07] <LordCoyote> *why else would I have made her my medium*?
[23:07] <PsionicCrabDave> <What about keeping quiet?>
[23:08] <PsionicCrabDave> <That may be the best course of action.>
[23:08] <LordCoyote> But then I may get bored!
[23:08] <LordCoyote> and that might end badly
[23:08] <CleverRey> For once, Coyote speaks the truth
[23:08] <CleverRey> So, while he's in a mood to listen (I know, how rare!)
[23:08] <Annie> <relbmarcs detavitca>
[23:08] <CleverRey> what's going on in your research right now, Dave?
[23:09] <PsionicCrabDave> Right now? Probing the wonderful world of buckyballs.
[23:09] <KatDee> ooh buckyballs
[23:09] <KatDee> and carbon fiber
[23:10] <KatDee> and stuffs
[23:10] <CleverRey> (Tell us right now, before Coyote recovers from the sedative of head-scratching!)
[23:10] <KatDee> space elevators! <3
[23:10] <Annie> he won't recover anytime soon, never fear.
[23:10] <LordCoyote> I have a collapsible space elevator...
[23:10] <PsionicCrabDave> Sure, you do...
[23:10] <CleverRey> SMBC?...no. no no no no no no
[23:11] <LordCoyote> SMBC is my kind of humor
[23:11] <fwip> SMBC is too cynical.
[23:11] <PsionicCrabDave> What?
[23:11] <Annie> SMBC?
[23:11] <CleverRey> Dave, have you made a space elevator with etheric forces?
[23:11] <fwip> Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
[23:11] <PsionicCrabDave> I'm a chemist, not an engineer.
[23:12] <CleverRey> I hear those do wonders to extend carbon fiber chains
[23:12] <KatDee> wouldn't someone outside the Court notice if he did that, anyway?
[23:12] <KatDee> plus the court doesn't like stuff flying over it in general.
[23:12] <LordCoyote> Not if I destroyed it first! I'm helping with the solutions here
[23:12] <KatDee> Every sattelite with imaging hardware has been mysteriously relocated so that its orbit doesn't pass over the Court, unless it's a court satellite.
[23:12] <KatDee> oh dear dat spelling
[23:13] <PsionicCrabDave> So THAT'S why our clandestine actions haven't been spotted by spies..
[23:13] <KatDee> well yeah plus the whole we're in a space-time pocket
[23:13] <KatDee> the edges of the pocket are small, but visible from space
[23:13] <CleverRey> It's bigger on the inside.
[23:14] <KatDee> Exactly!
[23:14] <Annie> I got that reference
[23:14] <LordCoyote> Like that police box that guy had.
[23:14] <Annie> what?
[23:14] <LordCoyote> That guy was crunchy.
[23:14] <Annie> awww, he was funny
[23:14] <LordCoyote> Tasted pretty old too
[23:14] <CleverRey> He regenerated, if you care
[23:14] <fwip> isn't old meat stringy, not crunchy?
[23:15] <PsionicCrabDave> Coyote scares me.
[23:15] <KatDee> oh, good.
[23:15] <LordCoyote> oh, so I can go and hunt him again?? Oh goody!!
[23:15] <CleverRey> He's probably already safe in space
[23:16] <LordCoyote> Heh, he thinks he's safe in space?
[23:16] <LordCoyote> I put the goddamn stars in the heavens.
[23:16] <LordCoyote> I can certainly swat one down.
[23:17] * LordCoyote raises paw
[23:17] * LordCoyote 's paw twists paradoxically until it's behind the moon
[23:17] * LordCoyote reaches around there aimlessly
[23:18] <LordCoyote> where is that guy...I knew I sensed him somewhere around here...
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[23:18] <CleverRey> He'd never be fool enough to be within range of you
[23:18] <CleverRey> I stand corrected
[23:18] <TheDoctor> Oh, Coyote
[23:18] <TheDoctor> I
[23:18] <TheDoctor> am down here.
[23:18] <LordCoyote> Ah! Gotcha!!
[23:18] <TheDoctor> oh dear
[23:19] <TheDoctor> I though I had the TARDIS better hidden than that
[23:19] * LordCoyote jumps at TheDoctor
[23:19] * TheDoctor dodges
[23:19] * CleverRey tackles Coyote
[23:19] * TheDoctor gets caught anyway
[23:19] <TheDoctor> ouch
[23:19] <CleverRey> now now. Let's all act like the reasonable immortal beings we are.
[23:19] <LordCoyote> NO!
[23:19] * CleverRey gives Coyote another biscuit
[23:19] <LordCoyote> ...FINE
[23:19] * LordCoyote releases the Doctor
[23:20] * LordCoyote does so because he needs both hands to eat the biscuit
[23:20] <CleverRey> Sorry, Doctor - I got that biscuit from the TARDIS
[23:20] <CleverRey> Hope you don't mind
[23:20] <TheDoctor> I think under the circumstances it was justified, but in the future, please don't.
[23:20] <CleverRey> You might not have had a mind given a few more biscuitless seconds
[23:20] <TheDoctor> Not all of the biscuits are biscuits, if you take my meaning.
[23:20] <CleverRey> I do indeed, good sir.
[23:21] <CleverRey> Also, nice bow tie.
[23:21] <LordCoyote> So! Where were we?
[23:21] <KatDee> Hello Doctor!
[23:21] <TheDoctor> hello KatDee
[23:21] <CleverRey> Kat: you two have met?
[23:21] <TheDoctor> no
[23:21] <CleverRey> tell us the circumstances
[23:21] <KatDee> I've watched all of the shows though!
[23:21] <fwip> I only ever watched a couple
[23:21] <KatDee> Fwip: Binge. now.
[23:22] <fwip> not right now D: I'll do it after you fun guys aren't here
[23:22] <LordCoyote> Doctor, have you read the tales of my glorious adventures?
[23:22] <KatDee> but we're not fun guys when there's a non-DRWHO fan here.
[23:22] <TheDoctor> I can't say I have.
[23:23] <LordCoyote> entitled "The Grand and Magnificent Adventures of the Sexy Lord Coyote and His Minions"
[23:23] <LordCoyote> also known as Gunnerkrigg Court
[23:23] <PsionicCrabDave> ...
[23:23] <TheDoctor> oh, that
[23:23] <LordCoyote> the title is a work in progress
[23:23] <PsionicCrabDave> Still not your minion, Coyote.
[23:23] <LordCoyote> Someone's in denial.
[23:24] <CleverRey> Anyway! People!
[23:24] <CleverRey> if anyone knows about buckyballs, the Doctor would
[23:24] <CleverRey> Dave, do you have any questions for our...unexpected guest?
[23:24] <TheDoctor> hm
[23:24] <TheDoctor> I have a question for him, actually
[23:24] <TheDoctor> Dave: Are you a cractid, or related to them?
[23:25] <fwip> cractid?
[23:25] <fwip> for those too lazy to google,
tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Cractid[23:25] <TheDoctor> that link's broken, Fwip
[23:25] <fwip> I know, never you mind
[23:25] <TheDoctor> ah yes
[23:25] <TheDoctor> spoilers
[23:25] <PsionicCrabDave> A.. what?
[23:26] <CleverRey> that link worked...
[23:26] <TheDoctor> I can't access information on myself in this universe, evidently.
[23:26] <LordCoyote> I can help with that
[23:26] * LordCoyote prints out the whole internet
[23:26] * LordCoyote finds the relevant page
[23:27] <LordCoyote> here you go
[23:26] <TheDoctor> I assume that's how it works for most of the fictional characters here?
[23:27] <LordCoyote> (they don't know they're fictional)
[23:27] <fwip> KatDee: Try to click this link
www.gunnerkrigg.com[23:27] <LordCoyote> (stop ruining the fun. spoilsport)
[23:27] <KatDee> yep 404
[23:27] <LordCoyote> The link works for me
[23:27] <LordCoyote> of course
[23:28] <KatDee> what?
[23:28] <KatDee> Can you tell me how it ends?
[23:28] <Annie> sorry for the pause
[23:28] <LordCoyote> Can I? yes
[23:28] <LordCoyote> will I? lolnope
[23:28] <LordCoyote> trollolololol
[23:28] <Annie> I wouldn't want to know anyway.
[23:28] <Annie> I mean, would any of you get spoilers on your own life if you could?
[23:28] <LordCoyote> Yes.
[23:28] <TheDoctor> Time paradoxes aside, no.
[23:28] <CleverRey> Yes.
[23:29] <CleverRey> Maybe it's a canid thing?
[23:29] <KatDee> maybe...
[23:29] <LordCoyote> What about you, Minion Fwip?
[23:29] <LordCoyote> you've been too silent
[23:29] <LordCoyote> perhaps my glory has immobilized your tongue?
[23:29] <fwip> Would I see my own future if I could?
[23:29] <fwip> hell no
[23:29] <fwip> live for today says I
[23:30] <fwip> live for today and don't burn bridges
[23:30] <LordCoyote> no no no
[23:30] <LordCoyote> burn everything
[23:30] <LordCoyote> including bridges
[23:30] <LordCoyote> obviously
[23:30] <LordCoyote> speaking of which, Dave
[23:30] <LordCoyote> can I pleeeaaaase borrow some Cesium?
[23:30] * LordCoyote gives Dave pleading anime eyes
[23:31] <CleverRey> speaking of bridges
[23:31] <KatDee> Dave. Don't, of course.
[23:31] <PsionicCrabDave> Let's put it to a vote.
[23:31] <Annie> What's cesium?
[23:31] <CleverRey> Doctor, have you seen any space bridges in your travels?
[23:31] <TheDoctor> Space bridges?
[23:31] <PsionicCrabDave> If you don't want Coyote to get the caesium, raise your hand or other such appendage.
[23:31] <TheDoctor> ummm
[23:31] <TheDoctor> *raises hand*
[23:31] * CleverRey raises both front paws
[23:32] * KatDee raises both hands
[23:32] <Annie> I don't want him to
[23:32] <Annie> but I don't know, I'm just trusting Kat that this is a bad thing
[23:32] <PsionicCrabDave> It looks like we have a unanimous "No".
[23:32] <PsionicCrabDave> Sorry, Coyote.
[23:32] <Annie> also my knowledge of Coyote says that anything he wants this badly will be bad for everyone else
[23:32] <LordCoyote> wait wait no
[23:32] <Annie> no split personalities Coyote
[23:32] <LordCoyote> you forgot to ask for all in favor!
[23:32] <Annie> those don't count
[23:32] <LordCoyote> pay attention to democracy!
[23:33] <CleverRey> Fine. All in favor?
[23:33] * fwip raises his hand
[23:33] * LordCoyote raises 8 apendages
[23:33] <CleverRey> Wait, 8 apendages?
[23:34] * KatDee lowers seven of his appendages
[23:34] <CleverRey> dare I ask?
[23:34] <LordCoyote> four paws, two ears, one tail, and something else that shall not be mentioned in polite company
[23:34] <KatDee> sorry Coyote
[23:34] <Annie> Coyote!
[23:34] <Annie> you just mentioned it
[23:34] <LordCoyote> Well, we're not in polite company
[23:34] <LordCoyote> so it's all good
[23:34] <PsionicCrabDave> Hah.
[23:35] <TheDoctor> good grief you guys are like... children.
[23:35] <LordCoyote> I'm as old as you, Doc.
[23:35] <LordCoyote> And it's more fun being immature.
[23:35] <TheDoctor> older, I should think.
[23:35] <fwip> well, Kat, Annie and I are all under 18
[23:36] <LordCoyote> ehh, time is hard with time travelers
[23:36] <TheDoctor> I've kept track pretty well
[23:36] <LordCoyote> but I mean, all that "saving the universe and preserving causality" stuff?
[23:36] <LordCoyote> BORING
[23:36] <TheDoctor> of course you would think so
[23:36] <LordCoyote> I mean, I work so hard to screw it up and you just go and fix it?
[23:36] <TheDoctor> wait
[23:36] <TheDoctor> how many of these attempts on the universe have you been behind?
[23:37] <PsionicCrabDave> Well... this could be interesting.
[23:37] * LordCoyote, for once, is silent
[23:37] <LordCoyote> partially because i don't have enough time before the Big Crunch to list them all
[23:37] <LordCoyote> it's a pretty long list
[23:37] <TheDoctor> speak, you bastard!
[23:37] <LordCoyote> on the order of Graham's number
[23:38] <TheDoctor> ...good god
[23:38] <LordCoyote> No no no
[23:38] * PsionicCrabDave faceclaws
[23:38] <LordCoyote> I'm a chaotic neutral god
[23:38] <LordCoyote> get your alignments right
[23:38] <TheDoctor> I was referring to myself.
[23:38] <TheDoctor> I was swearing by myself and the god I shall become to destroy you.
[23:38] <KatDee> chill
[23:39] * LordCoyote freezes Kat in a block of ice
[23:39] <LordCoyote> (see what I did there?)
[23:39] <CleverRey> Coyote...
[23:39] <CleverRey> Bad coyote!
[23:39] <LordCoyote> Chaotic neutral Coyote. How hard is that to grasp?
[23:39] <TheDoctor> This abomination has committed innumerable crimes against the universe, and you tell me to chill!?
[23:39] <CleverRey> unless you unfreeze her this instant, we'll stop listening to you at all
[23:39] * TheDoctor frees Kat with his sonic screwdriver
[23:40] <Annie> Doctor, actually, Coyote is lying.
[23:40] <Annie> I have no doubt, having known him for years now
[23:40] <CleverRey> I doubt it...
[23:40] <Annie> he doesn't have the patience to mount that many attacks
[23:40] <CleverRey> On which point?
[23:40] <LordCoyote> About which thing?
[23:40] <Annie> the number of times he's tried to destroy the universe. Among other thigns.
[23:41] <LordCoyote> Other thighs?
[23:41] <TheDoctor> well, I can trace at least several attempts back to him.
[23:41] <LordCoyote> No, these are mine.
[23:41] <TheDoctor> It's clear in retrospect.
[23:41] <LordCoyote> Both the thighs and plots.
[23:42] <fwip>
xkcd.com/321/[23:42] <LordCoyote> HA HA HA HAHAHAHAH
[23:43] <CleverRey> You made Coyote laugh.
[23:43] <CleverRey> That is not a good thing.
[23:43] <fwip> I have a biscuit. We'll be OK
[23:43] <PsionicCrabDave> Is anyone here worried that Coyote might have KILLED Kat?
[23:43] <LordCoyote> Pshaw, I'm not
[23:43] <LordCoyote> she's too much fun to mess with
[23:43] <LordCoyote> that's why I'm shunned at the villain conventions
[23:43] <LordCoyote> my body count is zero
[23:44] <CleverRey> Coyote: you killed Daniel! And Sivo!!
[23:44] <LordCoyote> No no no
[23:44] <LordCoyote> I'm pretty sure that was you
[23:44] <LordCoyote> my paws are clean of blood
[23:44] * LordCoyote looks at his bloody paws
[23:44] * LordCoyote washes his paws in the river
[23:44] <LordCoyote> my paws are clean of blood
[23:45] * fwip facepalms
[23:45] <CleverRey> YOU BASTARD
[23:45] <CleverRey> HOW DARE YOU
[23:45] <LordCoyote> oooohh, gotcha all riled up now, have I?
[23:45] <CleverRey> you play around with people's lives
[23:46] <TheDoctor> it stops now.
[23:46] <LordCoyote> Try to stop me.
[23:46] * CleverRey holds up a biscuit
[23:46] <TheDoctor> Rey!
[23:46] <TheDoctor> Give me that!
[23:47] * TheDoctor snatches at the biscuit
[23:47] * TheDoctor grabs the biscuit
[23:47] * CleverRey pulls out a dog whistle
[23:47] <TheDoctor> No diffusing this situation!
[23:47] <PsionicCrabDave> I assume you aren't worried about invoking Coyote's wrath?
[23:47] <TheDoctor> The confrontation starts and ends here!
[23:47] * TheDoctor absentmindedly noms biscuit
[23:47] <TheDoctor> where were we?
[23:47] <LordCoyote> YOU ATE MY BISCUIT
[23:48] <LordCoyote> PREPARE TO DIE
[23:48] <TheDoctor> aaaugh!
[23:48] <TheDoctor> I didn't know it was yours!
[23:48] <TheDoctor> Sorry!
[23:48] <LordCoyote> all biscuits are mine
[23:48] <LordCoyote> immutable law of the universe
[23:48] <fwip> This one isn't.
[23:48] * fwip holds up his remaining biscuit
[23:48] * LordCoyote puts Kat on mute
[23:48] <KatDee> that's a bold strategy Cotton
[23:48] <CleverRey> Cotton?
[23:48] <fwip> internet thing
[23:49] <CleverRey> also, how are you talking, Kat? You literally do not have a mouth currently
[23:49] <fwip> we'll see if it pays off
[23:49] <fwip> I'm guessing lag
[23:49] <fwip> she said that before she lost her mouth
[23:49] <fwip> but it looked like afterwards because of IRC channel lag
[23:49] <LordCoyote> Hopefully you all say some more interesting things before you all lose your minds
[23:49] * KatDee nods
[23:49] <LordCoyote> maybe you've already lost your minds and this is all lag
[23:50] <TheDoctor> I know I lost my mind a long time ago
[23:50] <TheDoctor> I'm glad of that
[23:50] <TheDoctor> it means I know you don't have it
[23:50] <CleverRey> A mind is a heavy burden
[23:50] <LordCoyote> I don't have your mind, true
[23:51] <LordCoyote> A couple memories I've acquired from here and there
[23:51] <fwip> now ain't that the ding dang diddly darn truth, renard
[23:51] <LordCoyote> Daleks look like fun
[23:51] <LordCoyote> a crunchy shell with a squishy inside!
[23:51] <Annie> Kinda like Dave.
[23:51] <Annie> OMYGOD KAT ARE YOU OK
[23:52] <CleverRey> Hey, Dave where did you go?
[23:52] <Annie> WHAT THE HIGBY HAPPENED TO your FACE?
[23:52] <PsionicCrabDave> I'm still around.
[23:52] * LordCoyote looks away and whistles "Yakety Sax”
[23:52] <PsionicCrabDave> Just hiding.
[23:52] <Annie> Coyote, change Kat back immediately!
[23:52] <LordCoyote> Don' wanna.
[23:53] <TheDoctor> Change her back.
[23:53] * TheDoctor waggles his sonic screwdriver
[23:53] <TheDoctor> or I'll change /you/ back
[23:53] <LordCoyote> Now I'm curious.
[23:54] <TheDoctor> As to what you were before?
[23:54] <LordCoyote> Yes.
[23:54] <TheDoctor> *menacing* Why don't we just... Find out?
[23:55] <LordCoyote> You sure you want to do that, Doc?
[23:55] <LordCoyote> I was in the minds of men before I was a sexy Coyote
[23:55] <TheDoctor> on second thoughts, dear god no.
[23:55] <TheDoctor> What was I thinking
[23:55] <LordCoyote> I could be regressed into a memetic mind virus
[23:55] <LordCoyote> well, more of one
[23:56] <Annie> Kat, are you OK?
[23:56] <KatDee> mmmmph
[23:56] <CleverRey> She can't quite answer, I'm afraid.
[23:56] * CleverRey glares at Coyote
[23:56] <Annie> Coyote, change Kat back immediately, or I'll turn you into a goon!
[23:57] <PsionicCrabDave> I can try to change her back.
[23:57] <TheDoctor> Dave, I think it would be best if you didn't.
[23:57] <PsionicCrabDave> I may not be able to override Coyote's aetherics with my psychokinesis, I'm afraid.
[23:57] <TheDoctor> facial structure is incredibly complex
[23:57] <CleverRey> I think you should try
[23:58] <TheDoctor> and Coyote has literally altered the structure of Kat's face
[23:58] <TheDoctor> me?
[23:58] <CleverRey> no, Dace
[23:58] <CleverRey> Dave
[23:58] <CleverRey> because the only other option is reasoning with Coyote
[23:58] <TheDoctor> alright, but I'll direct him
[23:58] <CleverRey> which of course won't go well
[23:58] <LordCoyote> I probably won't interfere
[23:58] <PsionicCrabDave> I haven't studied human anatomy very well at all...
[23:58] <LordCoyote> (blatant lies)
[23:58] <PsionicCrabDave> I'm used to my own, unfortunately.
[23:58] <CleverRey> well, the Doctor's not even human
[23:58] <CleverRey> so you've both got an equal shot (shrug)
[23:58] <TheDoctor> I'm close enough
[23:58] <TheDoctor> Dave, let's do this.
[23:59] <KatDee> mmmph!
[23:59] * PsionicCrabDave PSI mouth placement
[23:59] <LordCoyote> Yes, some tea would be very nice.
[23:59] <LordCoyote> Thanks, Kat.
[23:59] <KatDee> MMMMMMPPPHH
[23:59] <Annie> Don't hurt Kat!
[23:59] <LordCoyote> And jam? Wow, thank you!!
[00:00] <PsionicCrabDave> He looks human to me, Renard.
[00:00] <TheDoctor> I'm not quite. For instance, I have two hearts.
[00:00] <TheDoctor> However, in most respects, yes I am human.
[00:01] <TheDoctor> Don't worry, Kat, this won't hurt a bit.
[00:01] <TheDoctor> Not even injecting the anesthetic
[00:01] <TheDoctor> Sonic Screwdriver anesthetic is best anesthetic
[00:01] <CleverRey> You're working without anesthetic?
[00:02] * LordCoyote rubs hands gleefully
[00:02] <Annie> wait wait wait
[00:02] <Annie> it didn't actually hurt her when Coyote removed her mouth
[00:02] <Annie> so why would it hurt her now?
[00:02] <fwip> because we're removing flesh this time, maybe?
[00:03] <Annie> no, it still shouldn't hurt, from what I know of etheric medicine
[00:03] <Annie> which I'll admit is very little
[00:04] <CleverRey> How about it, Dave?
[00:04] <CleverRey> Since Coyote's gone, want to solve it before they get back?
[00:04] <PsionicCrabDave> Let's do it.
[00:04] <KatDee> mmmph!
[00:04] * CleverRey shifts into etheric plane
[00:05] * TheDoctor puts Kat to sleep with his sonic screwdriver
[00:05] <KatDee> zzzzzz
[00:05] <CleverRey> hand me the mouth
[00:05] * LordCoyote hands him a mouth
[00:05] <Annie> you screwed it up ALREADY?
[00:05] <Annie> she's Dead!
[00:05] <TheDoctor> no she's not
[00:05] <PsionicCrabDave> No, butt out of this, Coyote.
[00:05] <TheDoctor> stop screaming or we will screw up
[00:05] * PsionicCrabDave hands Renard the mouth
[00:05] <TheDoctor> also Coyote we didn't want an ogre mouth
[00:05] <CleverRey> wait, where did you get a mouth, Coyote
[00:05] <CleverRey> wait, you know what? never mind
[00:06] * CleverRey takes the mouth from Dave
[00:06] <TheDoctor> it was an ogre mouth
[00:06] * PsionicCrabDave slaps Coyote around a bit with a large fishbot
[00:06] <fwip> oh dear
[00:06] * LordCoyote chases Dave
[00:06] * CleverRey puts it in the right place on Kat's face
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[00:06] <CleverRey> now that Coyote's busy! quick!
[00:06] * PsionicCrabDave floats around in the aetheric plane, trying to evade Coyote
[00:06] <shrek> mmmph!
[00:07] * shrek chases Coyote
[00:07] * shrek grabs his mouth and runs out
[00:07] * LordCoyote chases Shrek
[00:07] == shrek [------------] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[00:07] * LordCoyote jumps into ether after him
[00:07] == LordCoyote [------------] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[00:07] <CleverRey> go go go!! before he gets back!!
[00:07] <TheDoctor> Do it quickly!
[00:07] <CleverRey> Dave, can you get the muscles synched up?
[00:07] <TheDoctor> I'll watch and try to prevent you screwing up
[00:08] <Annie> be careful...
[00:08] <CleverRey> I don't have the fine motor control necessary
[00:08] <CleverRey> being in a stuffed animal and all
[00:08] <TheDoctor> Should I?
[00:08] <PsionicCrabDave> I trust the Doctor more..
[00:08] <TheDoctor> Alright.
[00:08] <PsionicCrabDave> He likely has the knowledge of anatomy.
[00:08] <PsionicCrabDave> He IS a Doctor, after all..
[00:08] <TheDoctor> I'm a little nervous, watch me and make sure I don't screw up
[00:08] <PsionicCrabDave> I'm a Doctor, too, but not that kind.
[00:08] * TheDoctor starts to coordinate Kat's muscles
[00:09] * Annie runs to a trash can and starts barfing
[00:09] <CleverRey> well, Dave, I need you to make sure the etheric half and physical half both fit
[00:09] <CleverRey> it would be a problem if she could only speak in the ether
[00:09] <CleverRey> I'm too busy holding it in place here
[00:09] <PsionicCrabDave> Which part do you want me to supervise?
[00:09] <CleverRey> Coyote is like a black hole in the ether, always pulling at everything
[00:09] <CleverRey> make sure that each part of the physical mouth is coordinated with the etheric mough
[00:10] <TheDoctor> ((>mough why does that sound right))
[00:10] <PsionicCrabDave> OK.. let's try this.
[00:10] <TheDoctor> ((mouf))
[00:10] <CleverRey> everyone ready?
[00:10] * PsionicCrabDave sets up a matrix
[00:10] * TheDoctor starts to rearrange Kat's face with a sonic screwdriver
[00:11] * CleverRey holds onto the etheric mouth
[00:11] * KatDee twitches
[00:11] <TheDoctor> Gah!
[00:11] * TheDoctor administers more sonic anesthetic
[00:11] <CleverRey> IT'S ALIVE!!
[00:11] * PsionicCrabDave holds it together
[00:11] <CleverRey> sorry, I had to
[00:11] * TheDoctor frowns
[00:11] <CleverRey> one twitch for good news, two for bad?
[00:11] <fwip> one for Coyote returning by land, two by sea
[00:11] <PsionicCrabDave> Make sure the two components superimpose properly!
[00:12] <PsionicCrabDave> Just like a wave function's real and imaginary components.
[00:12] <TheDoctor> analogies won't help us now!
[00:12] * TheDoctor finishes attaching Kat's muscles
[00:12] <TheDoctor> I think it's done...
[00:12] <CleverRey> Kat! Awake!
[00:12] <KatDee> zzzzzzzzz
[00:12] <TheDoctor> wait a minute
[00:13] * Annie looks up suspiciously
[00:13] <TheDoctor> we should run a test program before she wakes up
[00:13] <TheDoctor> that way if there's something wrong we'll spare her pain
[00:13] * TheDoctor starts to manipulate Kat's muscles with his screwdriver
[00:14] * Annie turns green and looks away
[00:14] <TheDoctor> Dave, keep an eye on the etheric end too, OK?
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[00:14] <KatDee> HHHHGGAAAACKK
[00:14] <CleverRey> AAAHHH must go faster!!
[00:14] <TheDoctor> God Damnit!
[00:14] <TheDoctor> We forgot to attach the throat.
[00:14] <LordCoyote> hey guys! I got that mouth back for you!
[00:15] <fwip> biscuit!
[00:15] * LordCoyote proffers green mouth
[00:15] * fwip holds up biscuit
[00:15] <LordCoyote> BISCUIT!!!!
[00:15] * LordCoyote is (temporarily) blind to the world
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[00:15] * shrek tackles Coyote
[00:15] <LordCoyote> NO!!
[00:15] <shrek> Gotcha!
[00:15] <LordCoyote> My mouth now!!
[00:15] * shrek dives away
[00:15] == shrek [------------] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[00:15] * LordCoyote holds onto mouth
[00:15] <fwip> Coyote! Biscuit!
[00:15] <LordCoyote> heh. He missed
[00:15] * LordCoyote returns to biscuit
[00:16] <PsionicCrabDave> Someone pepper spray Coyote.
[00:16] <fwip> *the mouth disappears into the ether after Coyote releases it*
[00:16] <fwip> well that's the last biscuit
[00:16] <fwip> knowing Coyote, we're going to need that
[00:16] <CleverRey> How's the mouth-reattachment going?
[00:16] * LordCoyote is still savoring the biscuit
[00:17] <TheDoctor> almost got the throat muscles done. No time to test it, Coyote is almost finished.
[00:17] <TheDoctor> Andd.... DOne!
[00:17] * TheDoctor awakes Kat
[00:17] <KatDee> zzz*
[00:17] <CleverRey> Kat??? Are you okay?
[00:17] <KatDee> bleeh
[00:17] <KatDee> yeth, I think
[00:17] <CleverRey> If you're not, I will make Coyote pay
[00:17] <KatDee> what, I have a lithp now?
[00:17] <KatDee> Thankth, Obama.
[00:18] <PsionicCrabDave> We can fix that.
[00:18] <KatDee> Better than no mouth, I suppothe.
[00:18] <PsionicCrabDave> ...maybe
[00:18] * CleverRey adjusts etheric side
[00:18] <CleverRey> try now
[00:18] <TheDoctor> not with Coyote around
[00:18] <KatDee> um.. thhhh
[00:18] <KatDee> no thtill a lithp
[00:18] <TheDoctor> you're lucky Coyote didn't interfere
[00:18] <Annie> Kat! Are you OK?
[00:18] <PsionicCrabDave> If he tries to...
[00:18] * PsionicCrabDave pulls out taser
[00:19] * LordCoyote stands around looking innocent
[00:19] <PsionicCrabDave> He gets 50000 volts.
[00:19] <fwip> (Annie are you OK, annie are you OK are you Ok annie)
[00:19] <Annie> what?
[00:19] <LordCoyote> 50000's a little excessive, don't you think?
[00:19] <KatDee> micheal jackthon. Hilariouth.
[00:19] <CleverRey> NOOOOO
[00:19] <CleverRey> Not excessive at all
[00:19] <TheDoctor> not in regard to you, Coyote.
[00:20] <KatDee> I'm inclined to agree.
[00:20] <CleverRey> Hey, Kat, come here.
[00:20] <CleverRey> I think I can fix that lispth
[00:20] <KatDee> Yeth?
[00:21] <KatDee> no
[00:21] <KatDee> pleath don't try
[00:21] <CleverRey> see? It's doing good already!
[00:22] <LordCoyote> Pshaw, you guys are bad at this.
[00:22] <TheDoctor> I still don't think it's safe to try to fix her lisp in the presence of Coyote.
[00:22] <LordCoyote> Her mouth is suspiciously green
[00:22] <LordCoyote> and ogrish
[00:22] <TheDoctor> that's.... loss of circulation. Uh oh.
[00:22] <LordCoyote> I'm good at slight of hand
[00:22] <LordCoyote> On the other hand, that means I have to go find her real mouth again bah
[00:23] <KatDee> ugh, no wonder my lipth thtill feel numb
[00:23] * LordCoyote starts smelling the ground like a bloodhound
[00:23] <LordCoyote> (or a mouthhound in this case)
[00:23] * LordCoyote disappears into the ether
[00:23] <PsionicCrabDave> Where's Randy when you need him?
[00:23] <TheDoctor> Pay no attention to Coyote, that's not an ogre mouth.
[00:23] <PsionicCrabDave> He could take care of Coyote.
[00:24] * LordCoyote returns
[00:24] <LordCoyote> Randy could never take care of me
[00:24] <TheDoctor> Although, having lips that aren't getting blood is worse in most ways.
[00:24] <PsionicCrabDave> How did you even hear me?
[00:24] <PsionicCrabDave> Was part of me talking aetherically?
[00:24] <LordCoyote> spooky action at a distance
[00:24] <LordCoyote> ((get the reference??? physics jokes are the best jokes))
[00:25] <PsionicCrabDave> Note to self: shut down extradimensional communications in the presence of Coyote.
[00:25] <Annie> Hey, I think you guys really, really messed up the etheric mouth
[00:25] <PsionicCrabDave> ((Yeah, entanglement.
))
[00:25] <Annie> there's a pigeon on her head
[00:25] <LordCoyote> whoops, the ether's a bit strong in my presence
[00:25] <Annie> wat
[00:25] <KatDee> (wat)
[00:25] <LordCoyote> I need to get her real mouth back though meh
[00:26] * LordCoyote grabs pigeon as a snack for the road
[00:26] <fwip> (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535)
[00:26] <LordCoyote> be back in a jiffy
[00:26] * KatDee high fives fwip
[00:26] <fwip> * \o
[00:27] <KatDee> o/ *
[00:27] <Annie> what's that?
[00:27] <PsionicCrabDave> Renard, do you know where Randy may have gone?
[00:27] <LordCoyote> (one jiffy later)
[00:27] <LordCoyote> I'm back!!
[00:27] <LordCoyote> Here's her mouth
[00:27] <LordCoyote> I found it in that ogre's house
[00:27] <LordCoyote> in a jar full of eyeballs
[00:27] <KatDee> uuuuuuuuuugh
[00:27] <LordCoyote> don't worry though: I gave it a good spit-shine!
[00:28] <LordCoyote> it's good as new
[00:28] <KatDee> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
[00:28] <LordCoyote> full disclosure: a Coyote-style spit-shine (C) may or may not contain actual saliva
[00:28] <KatDee> see previous comment.
[00:28] <CleverRey> Dave: I think Randy's on a date with Jones
[00:29] <PsionicCrabDave> Just what we need at this time...
[00:29] * LordCoyote smacks Kat's real mouth back on
[00:30] <CleverRey> Um, now she has two
[00:30] <LordCoyote> That can be fixed.
[00:30] <CleverRey> Now she has none.
[00:30] <KatDee> what was that for?
[00:30] <KatDee> what wath that for?
[00:30] <LordCoyote> Oh, I'm so careless!
[00:30] <KatDee> aww shit
[00:30] <KatDee> aww thit
[00:30] <KatDee> god damnit
[00:30] <KatDee> god damnit
[00:31] * LordCoyote gets rid of one
[00:31] <CleverRey> which did you remove?
[00:31] * Annie is quite pale and visibly nauseous
[00:31] <CleverRey> Kat, are you still lisping?
[00:31] <Annie> I think I'll leave... right now
[00:31] <Annie> Sorry Kat!
[00:31] == Annie [------------] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[00:31] <LordCoyote> But the fun's just starting!
[00:31] <KatDee> yeth.
[00:31] <KatDee> yes.
[00:31] <LordCoyote> Awww one of my transplant subjects is missing now
[00:31] <KatDee> out of my upper mouth only.
[00:31] <KatDee> out of my upper mouth only.
[00:32] <CleverRey> I thought Coyote just removed one
[00:32] <TheDoctor> no
[00:32] <LordCoyote> probably lag (winks at readers)
[00:32] <TheDoctor> it appears that she has two mouths now
[00:32] <CleverRey> Coyote! Stop causing paradoxes!
[00:33] <TheDoctor> that's not a paradox, really
[00:33] <LordCoyote> Want to see a paradox?
[00:33] <CleverRey> NOOOOOO
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[00:33] <ClaraFTW> Doctor, I need your help!
[00:33] <ClaraFTW> the world needs saving!
[00:33] <LordCoyote> I was busy while I was gone
[00:34] <ClaraFTW> also the turkey exploded
[00:34] <CleverRey> you were gone for like twenty seconds!!!
[00:34] <LordCoyote> I SAID I was busy
[00:34] <LordCoyote> jeez
[00:34] <TheDoctor> oh all right
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[00:34] <LordCoyote> pshaw, he doesn't say goodbye?
[00:34] <LordCoyote> I'll give him some extra paradoxes, just for that
[00:37] <KatDee> Thoth o/ *
[00:37] * Thoth has been here the whole time
[00:37] <KatDee> no that's a high five silly
[00:37] <LordCoyote> I like your cowering style!
[00:38] <KatDee> no thatth a high five thilly
[00:38] <CleverRey> ((Thoth: whatcha think of our roleplaying?))
[00:38] <Thoth> ((scary))
[00:38] <CleverRey> ((how so?))
[00:41] <Thoth> ((It's all very roleplay))
[00:41] <Thoth> *roleplay-ey
[00:41] <Thoth> ((and double parentheses seem very sharp, I wouldn't want to be poked by these))
[00:42] * LordCoyote pokes Thoth with sword of parentheses*3!---(((
[00:42] <LordCoyote> -----(((------------------>
[00:42] * Thoth dodges
[00:42] <CleverRey> I hope that is a sword
[00:43] <CleverRey> I really really really do
[00:43] <KatDee> what else would it be?
[00:43] * LordCoyote gives chase
[00:43] <Thoth> It's a spear, silly
[00:43] <fwip> yeah it's a spear actually
[00:43] <LordCoyote> nah, spears don't have hilts
[00:43] <LordCoyote> much less hilts made of parentheses!
[00:43] <Thoth> they do if you make them have them
[00:44] * Thoth pretends to trip, does a shoulder roll, feints an attack and then disappears
[00:44] * LordCoyote chases anyways
[00:44] * Thoth isn't much into actually poking people with pieces of sharp metal
[00:44] * Thoth reappears in Paris
[00:44] * LordCoyote isn'e either
[00:44] <Thoth> because if you have to reappear somewhere it might as well be Paris
[00:44] <fwip> those aren't hilts, they're paws
[00:44] <LordCoyote> unless the sword is one of my teeth
[00:45] <fwip> canid paws have three toes
[00:45] <fwip> also it doesn't have a pommel
[00:45] * LordCoyote looks at his paw inquisitively
[00:45] * fwip has a much better sword
[00:46] * LordCoyote pulls out one of his teech
[00:46] <fwip> O---t______________>
[00:46] <LordCoyote> *teeth
[00:46] <fwip> but wait!
[00:46] <LordCoyote> heh, you can't hit me through the computer
[00:46] <fwip> I have another
[00:46] <fwip> O---t______________>
[00:46] <fwip> I can hit you with two
[00:46] <fwip> twice the range you know
[00:46] <KatDee> I don't think that's how it workse
[00:47] <LordCoyote> you can't hit me through my computer screen, silly
[00:47] * LordCoyote pokes at Fwip through his computer screen using magic dagger
[00:47] <LordCoyote> but I can
[00:47] <KatDee> (o)///[]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[00:47] <fwip> gah!
[00:48] <fwip> haha I like the wrapped hilt
[00:50] <fwip> <_____________]///////[_____________> double ended
[00:51] <fwip> my swords are the bestest
[00:52] <LordCoyote> 8-----------> this is my sword
[00:52] <LordCoyote> woops, I forgot the hilt
[00:52] * fwip chops your sword off with his sword
[00:52] <LordCoyote> 8xxx||============>
[00:52] <LordCoyote> much better
[00:52] <fwip> heeeey that is much better
[00:53] <fwip> a little short though
[00:53] <fwip> 8xxx||============>----->
[00:55] <fwip> pommel is ugly as balls though
[00:55] <fwip> Oxxx||============>----->
[00:55] <CleverRey> that pun is awful
[00:59] <CleverRey> Hey Coyote! (whistle)
[00:59] <LordCoyote> What's up?
[00:59] <CleverRey> Biscuit!!
[00:59] * CleverRey throws biscuit
[00:59] <LordCoyote> Biscuit!!!!!!
[00:59] == LordCoyote [------------] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[00:59] <PsionicCrabDave> Oh, thank heavens..
[00:59] <CleverRey> Heh, he jumped off the internet
[01:08] <KatDee> I should to go to bed as well.
[01:08] <KatDee> Goodnight Renard, Dave, Fwip, Thoth
[01:08] == KatDee [------------] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[01:08] <Thoth> Good night!
[01:11] <CleverRey> And I think I shall follow his example
[01:11] <CleverRey> good night all
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