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Post by pudgimelon on Feb 19, 2007 3:51:53 GMT
10. He's a box.
9. He's not a proper robot.
8. Brittainy Spears used him to shave her head.
7. He puts too many "o's" in "Hello".
6. He's always under foot.
5. He knocked up my Roomba.
4. He never fights fair (he's only capable of low blows!).
3. He throttles kittens when nobody is watching.
2. Annie doesn't like him.
1. His name rhymes with "Ox Snot".
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Post by Yin on Feb 19, 2007 4:27:30 GMT
XD And he's cloned.
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Post by Aspen d'Grey on Feb 19, 2007 4:37:03 GMT
Hehehe. Nice.
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Post by Ben² on Feb 19, 2007 5:39:25 GMT
Ah, now it makes so much sense to me now. I see why 'nobody likes Boxbot'
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Post by julieth on Feb 19, 2007 16:26:25 GMT
boxbot knocked up your roomba? Cutest babies ever, I'm sure.
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Post by Aspen d'Grey on Feb 20, 2007 2:23:58 GMT
Ick, no.  /\ Bastard child of Roomba & Boxbpt Does that look cute to you? |
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Post by julieth on Feb 20, 2007 4:58:38 GMT
it looks beautiful! Like a demented lawnmower!
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Post by owl on Feb 20, 2007 5:13:17 GMT
Aspen, you sure that thing hasn't got cow blood somewhere? VROOMOOOO! *gasp* maybe Boxbot has cow blood! That would explain 7. He puts too many "o's" in "Hello". |
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Post by mrw on Feb 20, 2007 5:14:45 GMT
Yes, he uses cow blood as motor lubricant.
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Post by owl on Feb 20, 2007 5:22:39 GMT
Ewww. But I actually thought of that when I was typing it, I mean, robot's don't exactly have bloodlines...
They make thier babies out of old spare parts!
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Post by mrw on Feb 20, 2007 5:29:47 GMT
Now THAT's recycling! Gives a whole new meaning to "he's got his mother's eyes..."
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Post by owl on Feb 20, 2007 5:32:59 GMT
Igors do the same thing. And yes, yes it does. But don't worry! They were preseved in oil so as to keep the color!
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Post by La Poire on Feb 20, 2007 11:14:55 GMT
I bet the Robot-like robots are like Igors! That's why they look the same, and the parts Robot was built from were probably just being stored until a spare arm would come around, so that a complete robot could have been built. But then, the Robot-robots do seem to have different names – or maybe they're all named Montgomery! Thatwould be awesome.
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Post by owl on Feb 20, 2007 15:21:27 GMT
If they were al named Montgomery it would be AMAZING. But it does seem like one of them can speak human and the other can't...
"Scarper, Montgomery!" "Beeee doooo, Montgomery!" "But of course, Montgmery!" ;D
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Post by julieth on Feb 21, 2007 5:40:43 GMT
Excellent, a whole school full of robots who are named Montgomery and say things like "scarper". I am so there.
Maybe the reason boxbot and grumpybot have the same eyes is that they recycle eachother.
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Post by zip on Mar 22, 2007 5:10:40 GMT
oohh. the poor little boxbot. so little he can't defend himself. by the way do robots have genders?
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Post by eggie on Mar 22, 2007 16:08:11 GMT
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Post by La Poire on Mar 22, 2007 16:37:19 GMT
Winsbury obviously doesn't know how to plan ahead.
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Post by bigglesworth on Mar 24, 2007 14:37:33 GMT
I just had the mental image of another robot looking at boxbot, and having him say: "and i'm a pc!"
Especially with the whole X-box thing...
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