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Post by rabbit on Jul 27, 2021 13:16:50 GMT
A half-elemental named Annie Once slapped a dog-god in the fanny But when she met Loup, She became two! --perhaps that slap wasn't canny. Excellent. If I may be so bold, very minor tweaks to synch up the cadence (9,9,5,5,9): A half-elemental named Annie Once slapped a dog-god on the fanny But when she met Loup, Quite soon she was two! Perhaps that slap wasn't so canny. Thanks for the excellent edits! [rabbit does his happy dance] |
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Post by theonethatgotaway on Jul 27, 2021 13:46:15 GMT
A half-elemental named Annie Once slapped a dog-god in the fanny But when she met Loup, She became two! --perhaps that slap wasn't canny. Excellent. If I may be so bold, very minor tweaks to synch up the cadence (9,9,5,5,9): A half-elemental named Annie Once slapped a dog-god on the fanny But when she met Loup, Quite soon she was two! Perhaps that slap wasn't so canny. I KNOW Loup in French is said more like "loo", I'm goshdarned half-French, but I read this and my mind went "huh, 'LouP' doesn't rhyme with 'two' at all!!" |
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Post by DonDueed on Jul 27, 2021 22:51:49 GMT
Excellent. If I may be so bold, very minor tweaks to synch up the cadence (9,9,5,5,9): A half-elemental named Annie Once slapped a dog-god on the fanny But when she met Loup, Quite soon she was two! Perhaps that slap wasn't so canny. I KNOW Loup in French is said more like "loo", I'm goshdarned half-French, but I read this and my mind went "huh, 'LouP' doesn't rhyme with 'two' at all!!" You have to imagine it being read by Tom in one of his commentary videos :-) |
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Post by saardvark on Jul 28, 2021 13:30:13 GMT
Just when I thought this thread couldn't get better/worse, we Atta couple of poets! only one poet... I'm just an editor! |
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Post by hnau on Jul 28, 2021 17:27:56 GMT
Kat was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.
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Post by Runningflame on Jul 30, 2021 1:19:41 GMT
Q: What was Coyote's new nickname after he threw an eyeball so high it became a star?
A: Coyeety
(Well, the thread says "truly terrible"...)
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Post by maxptc on Jul 30, 2021 2:07:46 GMT
Q: What was Coyote's new nickname after he threw an eyeball so high it became a star? A: Coyeety (Well, the thread says "truly terrible"...)Q: How about when he failed the trick the first time? A: Coydohty |
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Post by ohthatone on Jul 30, 2021 13:03:59 GMT
Q: What was Coyote's new nickname after he threw an eyeball so high it became a star? A: Coyeety (Well, the thread says "truly terrible"...)Q: How about when he failed the trick the first time? A: Coydohty Q: and after the frustration of that failure, what did he drink to calm down? A: Coyotea |
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Post by hnau on Jul 31, 2021 12:37:02 GMT
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Post by DonDueed on Aug 10, 2021 21:16:15 GMT
Q: Why should you always use a ball when playing fetch with Loup?
A: Because if you use a stick, he may send it back to you pointy-end first.
What? Too soon?
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Post by liminal on Aug 11, 2021 0:53:39 GMT
Q: Why should you always use a ball when playing fetch with Loup?
A: Because if you use a stick, he may send it back to you pointy-end first.
What? Too soon?
Oh, Loup. Always a stick-in-the-gut. |
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Post by hnau on Aug 11, 2021 10:23:27 GMT
Kat mistakenly picked up a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She couldn't complain though... |
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Post by maxptc on Aug 12, 2021 0:13:11 GMT
Looks like Atta is pushing up daisies after all.
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Post by maxptc on Aug 18, 2021 0:48:05 GMT
Q: How do we know the flowers Atta makes are mostly chamomile and dandelions?
A: Their bitterness knows no bounds!
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Post by maxptc on Aug 19, 2021 3:07:55 GMT
With time travel being what it is in Gunnerkrigg Court, is Coyetes tooth already stuck in a Loup?
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Post by imaginaryfriend on Aug 19, 2021 4:20:36 GMT
Low-hanging fruit: What do you say to praise a young Shadow Man? Aataboy!
And what do you say to comfort him? Forg Aata boutit.
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Post by maxptc on Aug 19, 2021 4:40:49 GMT
You know, we really Atta include what Shadow Men say to unreasonable requests. Shell no.
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Post by imaginaryfriend on Aug 20, 2021 7:16:38 GMT
You know it's bad when the deranged god hasn't realised he's impaled the roof of his own mouth... ^Root canal. |
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Post by madjack on Aug 20, 2021 7:34:44 GMT
You know it's bad when the deranged god hasn't realised he's impaled the roof of his own mouth... ^Root canal. What have I done. |
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Post by maxptc on Aug 20, 2021 23:53:18 GMT
I've always suspected Loup was kind of a square.
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Post by Runningflame on Aug 21, 2021 3:05:33 GMT
You know, we really Atta include what Shadow Men say to unreasonable requests. Shell no. I was just about to observe that on page 2508, James tells Aata to get the Shell out of there. |
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Post by Runningflame on Aug 21, 2021 3:06:33 GMT
Q: Does Renard still get startled when Annie activates their telepathic link?
A: Nah, it's a familiar experience.
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Post by maxptc on Aug 21, 2021 3:14:50 GMT
Q: Does Renard still get startled when Annie activates their telepathic link? A: Nah, it's a familiar experience. Q: Why was Annie upset when Reynardine split in two like she did? A: She felt he was becoming two familiar. |
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Post by maxptc on Aug 21, 2021 3:22:38 GMT
I want to make a time Loup squared math joke, but I lack the necessary numbers.
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Post by DonDueed on Aug 21, 2021 12:23:57 GMT
Q: Where does Aata do his "evil buddha" meditating?
A: Om sweet om.
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Post by liminal on Aug 26, 2021 16:31:18 GMT
Did you hear? Parley saved her partner from working in a Cvet shop.
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Post by maxptc on Aug 26, 2021 17:58:24 GMT
Did you hear? Parley saved her partner from working in a Cvet shop. I hear time can really dragon in those places. |
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Post by maxptc on Sept 6, 2021 7:24:52 GMT
I liked the moral ambiguity of this last chapter, really shows the current situation isn't black and white.
It's just black.
Edit: Stupid forgetting the punch line.
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Post by Runningflame on Sept 23, 2021 3:56:21 GMT
My puns have reached a new low. |
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Post by DonDueed on Feb 22, 2022 16:48:14 GMT
Q: Why did Lana flirt with those Elf kids?
A: Everybody told her she should go green.
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