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Post by DonDueed on Jun 19, 2021 0:21:41 GMT
Q: Why don't we have to worry about thieves breaking in to Gillitie Wood?
A: Because it has a god-dog!
. . . . ... get it?
Come on, I know you can do worse...
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Post by maxptc on Jun 19, 2021 17:07:11 GMT
Q: What type of robot is the most fun to take boating?
A: Seraft.
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Post by maxptc on Jun 19, 2021 17:10:22 GMT
Q: What would you call it if Surma had met Tony in the ether?
A: A mind cage match.
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Post by DonDueed on Jun 19, 2021 22:32:50 GMT
Q: What was Diego's arrow made of?
A: Ether ore.
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Post by Runningflame on Jun 20, 2021 14:43:33 GMT
Q: Why does everyone hate Boxbot but love Robox? A: Because Robox is 'armless. (Joke stolen from here) |
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Post by DonDueed on Jun 20, 2021 15:15:10 GMT
Q: What did Coyote say as Ysengrin gobbled him up?
A: "'Arf a Loup is better than none!"
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Post by maxptc on Jun 20, 2021 15:50:04 GMT
Q: What's it called when the Shadow men are close to missing a deadline?
A: Almost Aata time.
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Post by maxptc on Jun 20, 2021 15:58:58 GMT
Q: What did Kat have to say about her girlfriends love of bad candy?
A:Please pass on pez Paz.
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Post by fia on Jun 21, 2021 10:54:36 GMT
Donnish Donald Donlan drove a donnered donkey to donate a double dozen dongles to a drive. If Donald Donlan's donkey dined on a dozen double donuts, and double as many Donna donors downed a double dozen donuts, and each Donna's donkey had a dozen donuts for dinner, how many dongles did Donnish Donald Donlan donate after the din?
A double dozen, duh.
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Post by saardvark on Jun 21, 2021 11:22:22 GMT
Donnish Donald Donlan drove a donnered donkey to donate a double dozen dongles to a drive. If Donald Donlan's donkey dined on a dozen double donuts, and double as many Donna donors downed a double dozen donuts, and each Donna's donkey had a dozen donuts for dinner, how many dongles did Donnish Donald Donlan donate after the din? A double dozen, duh. D'Oh! Dastardly donut distractions! Dongles deemed decisive! |
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Post by pyradonis on Jun 21, 2021 16:41:22 GMT
Donnish Donald Donlan drove a donnered donkey to donate a double dozen dongles to a drive. If Donald Donlan's donkey dined on a dozen double donuts, and double as many Donna donors downed a double dozen donuts, and each Donna's donkey had a dozen donuts for dinner, how many dongles did Donnish Donald Donlan donate after the din? A double dozen, duh. D'Oh! Dastardly donut distractions! Dongles deemed decisive! Dafuq? |
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Post by maxptc on Jun 22, 2021 0:11:14 GMT
Q: Which character is used to make pizza?
A:Shadough
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Post by Runningflame on Jun 22, 2021 1:05:15 GMT
Donnish Donald Donlan drove a donnered donkey to donate a double dozen dongles to a drive. If Donald Donlan's donkey dined on a dozen double donuts, and double as many Donna donors downed a double dozen donuts, and each Donna's donkey had a dozen donuts for dinner, how many dongles did Donnish Donald Donlan donate after the din? A double dozen, duh. |
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Post by maxptc on Jun 22, 2021 4:10:06 GMT
Q: What do you call a some assembly required robot version of Kat?
A: A Kit-Kat
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Post by jda on Jun 22, 2021 5:42:51 GMT
Q: What do you call a some assembly required robot version of Kat? A: A Kit-Kat Worthy of Boxbot itself. |
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Post by maxptc on Jun 23, 2021 0:31:04 GMT
Q: What do call Ysengrin when he is feeling depressed?
A: Ysenfrown
But seriously, someone should probably ban me or lock this thread, I don't think I can stop.
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Post by maxptc on Jun 23, 2021 0:35:30 GMT
Q: What would the robots call Kat if she becomes a trigonometry teacher?
A: Angle
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Post by DonDueed on Jun 23, 2021 0:57:32 GMT
Q: What do call Ysengrin when he is feeling depressed? A: Ysenfrown But seriously, someone should probably ban me or lock this thread, I don't think I can stop. Why would anyone want you to stop? Did you not notice the title of the thread? 
Q: In what month was Annie's young friend killed in the blitz?
A: Mortuary.
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Post by maxptc on Jun 23, 2021 1:15:16 GMT
Q: What do call Ysengrin when he is feeling depressed? A: Ysenfrown But seriously, someone should probably ban me or lock this thread, I don't think I can stop. Why would anyone want you to stop? Did you not notice the title of the thread? Q: In what month was Annie's young friend killed in the blitz? A: Mortuary.
I want the option of being able to, and lack the self control. Speaking of... Q: What did people call James during his goth phase? A: Eglanevermore |
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Post by madjack on Jun 23, 2021 1:28:16 GMT
Q: When Humanity is put on trial, what will this thread be called?
A: Evidence for the prosecution.
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Post by maxptc on Jun 23, 2021 1:53:53 GMT
Q: When Humanity is put on trial, what will this thread be called? A: Evidence for the prosecution. Q: What will I say to humanity if that evidence is what convicts us? A: It was worth it |
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Post by beardyweirdie on Jun 23, 2021 5:58:34 GMT
Annie comes across a new blinker stone that only works half as well.
A winker stone
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Post by Gemminie on Jun 23, 2021 14:32:40 GMT
Q: What do call Ysengrin when he is feeling depressed? A: Ysenfrown But seriously, someone should probably ban me or lock this thread, I don't think I can stop. Don't we already have a forum user named ysenfrown? Yes, I remembered correctly. They seem to have thought of this one first. |
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Post by ohthatone on Jun 23, 2021 16:29:00 GMT
Not specifically related to gunnerkrigg but...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body going to let me in?
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Post by DonDueed on Jun 23, 2021 16:45:22 GMT
Q: When Humanity is put on trial, what will this thread be called? A: Evidence for the prosecution. Also for the defense! |
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Post by fia on Jun 23, 2021 20:53:03 GMT
Q: What would the robots call Kat if she becomes a trigonometry teacher? A: Angle They already think she's very a-cute |
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Post by DonDueed on Jun 23, 2021 22:03:35 GMT
Q: What would the robots call Kat if she becomes a trigonometry teacher? A: Angle They already think she's very a-cute And they're right! |
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Post by maxptc on Jun 23, 2021 23:10:19 GMT
Annie comes across a new blinker stone that only works half as well. A winker stone Q:How about if she comes across one she has to fix herself? A: A tinker stone |
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Post by Runningflame on Jun 24, 2021 0:32:17 GMT
Q: What do you call a fart in the ether?
A: A stinker blown
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Post by hnau on Jun 24, 2021 20:15:32 GMT
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Annan Waters?
A: To get to the Other Side. (It was only a test.)
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