I saw an opportunity

[Per]

Paz!!

[dante]

And now to spam the thread with ActionPaz. Yes good.

[dante]

[dante]

[steelpanther]

Dante....this is good. I approve.

"ActionPaz: With real Cow-Herding action!"

[moonwolf727]

Now we must follow thread tradition and include action-Paz in a homestuck/gunnerkrigg crossover.

[dante]

[sapientcoffee]

dante, you are a glorious person.

[dante]

I just went back and read some of the Paz stuff, actually. I'd forgotten all about the lab mice and things.



With the explosion of a bomb whose power was derived from the demise of the Homestuck and Gunnerkrigg universes, Paz enters God Tier as the Guard of Mice.

[dante]

Decided to add Action-Paz to a panel chosen at random, this is what I ended up with. It's probably a sign that I should quit.


DAVE: anyone seen terezi around
ROSE: No.
ROSE: Why?
DAVE: we were gonna do a thing
DAVE: but shes not around and not answering my messages
DAVE: on any one of the probably ten thousand computers lying around that they would show up on
ROSE: A thing?
DAVE: yes a thing
ROSE: I see.
DAVE: shut up
DAVE: what about you have you seen her
PAZ: No
PAZ: Have You Seen Antimony
DAVE: are you serious
DAVE: of course not
DAVE: i havent seen that girl at all since the first day we got here
DAVE: not once
PAZ: Yeah
PAZ: I Know
DAVE: talk about an elusive medium
DAVE: probably like the shyest medium of all time
DAVE: im pretty sure only kats seen her
DAVE: dont expect her to rat her out either because of the "morail" junk
DAVE: moirail?
DAVE: mwah rail...
DAVE: alien words
PAZ: I Wouldnt Expect Her To
PAZ: I Wouldnt Even Ask It Would Be Really Bad Form To Ask Her That
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: i mean i bet you think youre imparting some really obscure cultural fact about students from the court
DAVE: but really if a sburb human said to another sburb human
DAVE: "hey man can you tell me where your best woodsy friend is hiding so i can go threaten her with injections"
DAVE: or whatever
DAVE: just fyi that would probably be bad form too
PAZ: Okay
DAVE: i dunno its been a year already i think shes really intent on hiding
DAVE: and hanging on to those mice
DAVE: shes probably scared to death of you at this point anyway
DAVE: maybe you should just let it go
PAZ: Hmm
DAVE: rose back me up
ROSE: I try to stay out of interpersonal politics at The Court.
DAVE: interpersonal
DAVE: wait
DAVE: are you saying this is like
DAVE: a forest/court medium thing
DAVE: is paz trying to be her kismet fish
ROSE: I'm saying no such thing!
DAVE: well if she busted out her lab mice isnt that what that means
ROSE: Dave, don't be a dick. You're embarrassing her.
DAVE: haha no im not shes cool
DAVE: look shes being cool about it
PAZ: Im Being Cool About It
DAVE: see????
PAZ: Its Not Like That
PAZ: I Just Want To Find Her
PAZ: I Mean Them
DAVE: yeah see i knew there had to be a perfectly harmless and unerotic explanation
ROSE: (shh!)
PAZ: No
PAZ: See Im Explaining This Badly
PAZ: All Im Saying Is Basically
PAZ: Just
PAZ: Im Not
PAZ: Like That
DAVE: ...
ROSE: This certainly makes me feel nostalgic.
ROSE: Retracing the steps of some of our own overly defensive and at times hilariously Freudian semi-blunders in conversations past.
DAVE: oh god no
DAVE: you mean stuff said between you and me before we knew we were related
DAVE: we both know that was a lot of horseplay bullfuckery between like smartass 10 year olds or whatever
DAVE: that doesnt apply to pazs situation
ROSE: ;)
DAVE: ugh dont ever do that
PAZ: What Are You People Even Talking About
ROSE: ;)
DAVE: dont you wink at her
DAVE: paz heres a protip that wink meant jack dick shes just being weird
PAZ: I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement
PAZ: Im Going To Go

[Per]

This thread has been hijacked. Hijacked by ACTION PAZ.

This is a good thing.

[GK Sierra]

Jan 2, 2013 2:02:57 GMT dante said:

And now to spam the thread with ActionPaz. Yes good.

Another day saved by superior shooping skill!

Thanks for saving Paz's reputation you guys, I'll go take down the bat signal now.

[dante]

Jan 2, 2013 16:33:29 GMT Per said:

This thread has been hijacked. Hijacked by ACTION PAZ.

This is a good thing.

Hmmm. I just realised that Paz + Donald's portable door = instant win.

Jan 2, 2013 18:03:48 GMT GK Sierra said:

Thanks for saving Paz's reputation you guys, I'll go take down the bat signal now.

[dante]

Jan 2, 2013 4:49:27 GMT moonwolf727 said:

Now we must follow thread tradition and include action-Paz in a homestuck/gunnerkrigg crossover.

We get enough Homestuck stuff that I think it's worth having a dedicated thread. Starting here.

[Nnelg]

Jan 2, 2013 18:03:48 GMT GK Sierra said:

Thanks for saving Paz's reputation you guys, I'll go take down the bat signal now.

Ditto. I mean, it's bad enough when characters for whom there is a legitimate reason to hate are treated unfairly, but I couldn't bear to see it happen to Paz as well.

Jan 3, 2013 2:44:48 GMT dante said:

We get enough Homestuck stuff that I think it's worth having a dedicated thread. Starting here.

I think this is a good idea; not being a Homestuck fan myself, I generally don't derive any humor from such crossovers and would prefer that they were out of the way.

[jasmijn]

<nnelg>I think this is a good idea;
<nnelg> not being a Homestuck fan myself,
<nnelg> I generally don't derive any humor from such crossovers
<nnelg> and would prefer that they were out of the way.
<robin> maybe
<robin> i still think this is funny though
Future Robin has joined.
<FR> oh no not this again
<FR> past robin don't do this
<FR> you're not funny
<robin> leave me alone future robin
<FR> just stop it
<FR> no one is laughing
Future Future Robin has joined.
<FFR> future robin let it go
<FFR> it's not like he will listen
<FFR> jegus why are my past selves so stupid
<FR> i resent that
<FR> i am perfectly non-stupid, thank you
<robin> guys let it go
<robin> i'm trying to make a joke here
<FR> shut up i'm talking with future future robin now

... hm.

[sound]

The power of the party hat:

[noblegas]

gosh golly ahahahhahahahahaha love it

[Nnelg]

Our chief weapon is NOT surprise, and we have NO secret weaknesses.

[notacat]

Jan 31, 2013 6:34:16 GMT Nnelg said:

Our chief weapon is NOT surprise, and we have NO secret weaknesses.

Just our fanatical dedication to the Creator and shiny red buttons
...
No, wait, let me start again...

[karlito]

[Deleted]

all of my monies for Robot as Kanti and Shadow as Naota

[dante]

[dante]

Or alternatively,

[Corvo]

[Corvo]

I'd put it on the Boxbot Rule thread, but it seems I am too late.

[Per]

You can't put a boxbot edit in the opportunity thread! Madness!

[dante]

At least give it laser eyes or derpy wandering pupils!

[exuberancium]

This page was just asking for it.

[dante]

Okay, I laughed aloud.