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Post by louisxiv on Mar 5, 2014 0:11:12 GMT
I honestly didn't need to have that image appear on my screen once, let alone four times in successive posts. Not Safe for Twerk?
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Post by legion on Mar 5, 2014 14:16:22 GMT
I kind of agree with Per here; this is not of very good taste.
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Post by snipertom on Mar 5, 2014 16:37:36 GMT
I'm with legion and Per. Also because I just hated having that VMA 'controversy' shoved down my throat and Miley Cyrus is so *unbelievably* annoying and kinda gross. Still, I guess we're on a new page so we can maybe forget it ever happened
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Post by The Anarch on Mar 5, 2014 17:09:05 GMT
Still, I guess we're on a new page so we can maybe forget it ever happened This, of course, would be the cue for someone to quote the picture into this page. Someone else. I am too lazy to click all those buttons.
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Post by keef on Mar 5, 2014 17:12:36 GMT
I'm with legion and Per. Also because I just hated having that VMA 'controversy' shoved down my throat and Miley Cyrus is so *unbelievably* annoying and kinda gross. I'm happy to tell you I have no idea who this is, and I cherish my ignorance. I assumed the photo was selected for its "shock value". Don't tempt people...
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Post by thedoomblahsong on Mar 5, 2014 19:02:38 GMT
Sooon forumlings... when you least suspect it. When you lie in bed tucked in your blanket and the illusion of security... ADULT MORT FUN TIME WILL RETURN! BWEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!!
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Post by samuraianddog on Mar 5, 2014 19:44:06 GMT
These are really well done! I have to ask, how do you change the layouts? I'd like to try and add my own comical touch to some of these panels but I don't know how to do it
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Post by freeformline on Mar 6, 2014 0:43:44 GMT
These are really well done! I have to ask, how do you change the layouts? I'd like to try and add my own comical touch to some of these panels but I don't know how to do it Do you have any proper image editing software? Simple edits like most of the ones in this thread are pretty easy to do in GIMP (which is free) and Photoshop (which isn't).
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Post by tortoise on Mar 6, 2014 0:46:23 GMT
These are really well done! I have to ask, how do you change the layouts? I'd like to try and add my own comical touch to some of these panels but I don't know how to do it Do you have any proper image editing software? Simple edits like most of the ones in this thread are pretty easy to do in GIMP (which is free) and Photoshop (which isn't). Free trial photoshop is free.
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Post by imaginaryfriend on Mar 6, 2014 8:17:28 GMT
I kind of agree with Per here; this is not of very good taste. Of course everyone is entitled to an opinion but I would not use "good taste" or "bad taste" to refer to that photo collage that I did because of this development.Sooon forumlings... when you least suspect it. When you lie in bed tucked in your blanket and the illusion of security... ADULT MORT FUN TIME WILL RETURN! BWEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!! I'm working as fast as I can, staying up late scouring the nets for images that are superior to the last but can still be posted to this forum. It will be difficult to top, I may just have to go a different way with the next one. I'm happy to tell you I have no idea who this is, and I cherish my ignorance. I assumed the photo was selected for its "shock value". Well yes but also celebrity, meme, and strong composition so that image cropped/stretched to that shape. I knew I wanted to add a red thong to the picture to make this a multi-stage troll and the red spotlight in the corner and the party hat form a triangle which repeat the figure of [celebrity name withheld at your request] which repeats the figure of Mort which is somewhat repeated in the blue spotlights behind Mort and in the red thong itself. The viewer's eye should be directed first to the wonderful facial expression of the figure, across Mort, and then to the dark area and the red thong if I was successful. The purpose of the exercise is to burn the image of Mort further into the delicate folds of the brains of the viewer, after all, and it should have a strong effect on Americans. If they want it or not. Or maybe it will burn the image of [celebrity name withheld at your request] into their brains instead and tag it to Mort. But you can't break some eggs without making out with someone's omlette.
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Post by thedoomblahsong on Mar 6, 2014 9:13:15 GMT
Of course everyone is entitled to an opinion but I would not use "good taste" or "bad taste" to refer to that photo collage that I did because of this development.Dude, ew! Hahahahaha
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Post by snipertom on Mar 6, 2014 16:33:06 GMT
The grossest thing about that articles was that she thought it was appropriate for teaching children because what she is doing is 'art'
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Post by imaginaryfriend on Mar 7, 2014 4:07:14 GMT
The grossest thing about that articles was that she thought it was appropriate for teaching children because what she is doing is 'art' I doubt she said that for shock value. She grew up in the business and probably genuinely does not understand that the product on stage is not separable from the singing, the dancing, the sets, the lighting, the costumes, the transportation and arrangement and associated advertising, marketing, and event planning... All of which take highly skilled professionals to execute, backed by ranks and ranks of contractors, roadies, and other employees making sure everything goes according to plan and on time to keep the bucks rolling in. Sure, a kid could learn tons there but I don't think it's a great place for take your daughter/son to work day. And now that I have had my fun grossing you guys out, I will question if the red thong was really spontaneous. They could easily have packed a safe group of vips near the stage and planted a male intern in them (a good-looking one just in case someone got a photo of him) and had him toss a perfectly clean and safe thong at a specific point in the act when she knew to watch for it; that's basic stuff. I suspect there's a team of people doing all sorts of primary research and making sure that she's exactly the right amount of gross (this % ass-cheek hanging out of shorts, etc) and they're probably the most highly-paid people on her posse next to her stash-holder.
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Post by admiralcheez on Mar 7, 2014 4:45:12 GMT
Well, this opportunity started out innocent enough... And then things got weird. But hey, it looks like we're exploring the backstories of two characters now!
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Post by The Anarch on Mar 7, 2014 5:02:43 GMT
Mort . . . do you like movies about gladiators?
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Post by Daedalus on Mar 7, 2014 5:22:10 GMT
Well, this opportunity started out innocent enough... And then things got weird. But hey, it looks like we're exploring the backstories of two characters now! [pic] Well that's the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.
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Post by GK Sierra on Mar 7, 2014 5:34:24 GMT
Mort . . . do you like movies about gladiators? No, but he has seen the inside of a Turkish prison.
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Post by snipertom on Mar 7, 2014 15:54:45 GMT
The grossest thing about that articles was that she thought it was appropriate for teaching children because what she is doing is 'art' I doubt she said that for shock value. She grew up in the business and probably genuinely does not understand that the product on stage is not separable from the singing, the dancing, the sets, the lighting, the costumes, the transportation and arrangement and associated advertising, marketing, and event planning... All of which take highly skilled professionals to execute, backed by ranks and ranks of contractors, roadies, and other employees making sure everything goes according to plan and on time to keep the bucks rolling in. Sure, a kid could learn tons there but I don't think it's a great place for take your daughter/son to work day. And now that I have had my fun grossing you guys out, I will question if the red thong was really spontaneous. They could easily have packed a safe group of vips near the stage and planted a male intern in them (a good-looking one just in case someone got a photo of him) and had him toss a perfectly clean and safe thong at a specific point in the act when she knew to watch for it; that's basic stuff. I suspect there's a team of people doing all sorts of primary research and making sure that she's exactly the right amount of gross (this % ass-cheek hanging out of shorts, etc) and they're probably the most highly-paid people on her posse next to her stash-holder. I think she is narcissistic and horribly naive. I'm sure she thinks she'll be famous forever.
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Post by snipertom on Mar 7, 2014 15:55:18 GMT
Well, this opportunity started out innocent enough... And then things got weird. But hey, it looks like we're exploring the backstories of two characters now! Scarily I'm sure it does....
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Post by admiralcheez on Mar 7, 2014 16:30:55 GMT
So after a few hours of sleep, I noticed that that image is, in fact, the most disturbing thing I've done in photoshop. I, uh... I apologize.
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Post by snipertom on Mar 7, 2014 16:57:57 GMT
I love it!
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Post by imaginaryfriend on Mar 7, 2014 18:25:21 GMT
I think she is narcissistic and horribly naive. I'm sure she thinks she'll be famous forever. Being raised in the buiz I am sure she's jaded on some stuff and dead blind on other stuff. I just wiki'd her to see how early she started, didn't know her real name was Destiny. If she avoids club 27 I think her life was a success no matter how addled she turns out (hopefully her act is just an act). So after a few hours of sleep, I noticed that that image is, in fact, the most disturbing thing I've done in photoshop. I, uh... I apologize. Nonsense, it's not bad at all. But if you wanted to make it even more disturbing you could rotate Jonathan 90 degrees to the right.
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Post by admiralcheez on Mar 7, 2014 19:31:39 GMT
You mean like this? I make no apologies for this one. EDIT: Apparently I misinterpreted which axis the 90 degree flip was on. Correction by imaginaryfriend
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Post by snipertom on Mar 7, 2014 20:20:48 GMT
Just because Mort's facing the poster doesn't mean he isn't blushing
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Post by zimmyzims on Mar 7, 2014 21:36:45 GMT
So after a few hours of sleep, I noticed that that image is, in fact, the most disturbing thing I've done in photoshop. I, uh... I apologize. No, no need to. Thank you for disturbing us too. One question though: How on earth did you decide to attach exactly headmasters head to that body??? He's probably the least sexual (adult) character that I can think of in the whole comic.
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Post by Gotolei on Mar 7, 2014 21:57:31 GMT
messy edit is messy but meh
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Post by snipertom on Mar 7, 2014 22:10:06 GMT
nigel?
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Post by Intelligence on Mar 7, 2014 22:12:45 GMT
messy edit is messy but meh Great, now I'm imagining all the different characters with Nigel Thornberry's face. Thanks for that. Joking, I'd actually like to see Nigel faces on everyone.
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Post by Chancellor on Mar 7, 2014 22:42:43 GMT
Great, now I'm imagining all the different characters with Nigel Thornberry's face. Thanks for that. Joking, I'd actually like to see Nigel faces on everyone. I second this notion.
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Post by admiralcheez on Mar 8, 2014 2:12:34 GMT
So after a few hours of sleep, I noticed that that image is, in fact, the most disturbing thing I've done in photoshop. I, uh... I apologize. No, no need to. Thank you for disturbing us too. One question though: How on earth did you decide to attach exactly headmasters head to that body??? He's probably the least sexual (adult) character that I can think of in the whole comic. I really wish I knew how my mind works on little sleep. I was just about done with the original edit (without anyone else's face attached), when suddenly the image of the headmaster, with his pale skin and general un-sexiness, just popped into my mind. Being a little delirious, I thought it might be funny, so I went ahead and added it, just to see what it would look like. And then I kept refining it, and didn't stop until it was done. At that point, the little voice in my head that normally tells me to stop doing weird things must have passed out, and I posted it. The rest is now out there, on the internet, forever.... And that's pretty much how it happened.
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